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    satan

    If Clapton is god, who is satan?

    Hanson?
    Slim Whitman?
    Yanni?
    WALSTIB

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    Re: satan

    Originally posted by Tom R
    If Clapton is god, who is satan?

    Hanson?
    Slim Whitman?
    Yanni?
    None of the above. Must be either Celing Dion or Michael Bolton.

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    The idiot with the "saxamaphone", Kenny G.
    Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....

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    Who says Satan can't manifest as a woman?

    I vote for Madonna (self-involved/self-righteous, horrible music, corruption masquerading as "freedom")

    Or, maybe, the entire field of "gangsta rappers" solving as a devil's chorus "just saying how it is, man." Yucko.

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    Re: satan

    Originally posted by Tom R
    If Clapton is god, who is satan?

    Hanson?
    Slim Whitman?
    Yanni?
    Sim Whitman? Slim is in the Choir of Angels, sorry. He saved us from the Martians, after all.

    I'd second Madonna. Hell is a continuous loop of her latest.

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    Christina Aguilera is looking more evil every day...

    http://images.forbes.com/images/2002...na_200x200.jpg
    Last edited by NHPlanner; 30 May 2008 at 10:55 AM.

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    You are all wrong. I am Satan.

    Why must evil people be tempted? The other day I was at Target and passed the half-off candy isle. A mother with a child in the cart stopped and said to the kid (maybe two years old) "don't go anywhere" as she left to go down the isle. The kid got a worried look on its face and I knew what I had to do...








    No, not push the cart away. They would find her in a few minutes. A truly evil person doesn't go for the simple, unimaginative act. He looks for more subtle ways to leave permanent psychological scars. The correct thing to do would have been to turn to the kid and whisper "your mother is never coming back."








    Of course I didn't do it. But the thought and the temptation were there. Why does our society put in place so many rules to deny our evil nature? I want to celebrate the purity of the evil within me! I'll make them pay for this! Bwahahahaha....








    Is it pill time yet?

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    all pop-ish void musicians... (ie brintney spears) plus all Nu-metal crappy bands (ie linkin park)
    That'd be my guess...

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    Bono? Working towards world peace so he can then conqure us all?

    Madonna is a genius because she's always "reinventing herself." Just kidding.

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    I can tell you some of the worst minions of hell hapen to be the legions of frogs....errr Frenchman that inhabit the lower planes. They have wreaked untold harm on the mental welfare of the planet by pushing the corupt grape juice known as wine on the world. Everyobdy KNOWS that wine is the simpletons drink. HELL, MONKEYS have figured out how to make wine using a hollow log and a freakin stick. COMPLETLY DISGUSTING!
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    Originally posted by Duke Of Dystopia
    HELL, MONKEYS have figured out how to make wine using a hollow log and a freakin stick. COMPLETLY DISGUSTING!
    They have? Smart ass monkies.

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    You are forgetting the obvious choice


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    satan

    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Cardinal
    [B]You are all wrong. I am Satan.

    OK, but what do you play?
    WALSTIB

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    Originally posted by nerudite
    Christina Aguilera is looking more evil every day...

    http://images.forbes.com/images/2002...na_200x200.jpg
    And yummy.

    I'm going with Michael Jackson (sorry freaks).
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    Originally posted by Rumpy Tuna
    And yummy.
    You must have your beer googles on. She's looking more and more like your avatar every day.

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    Originally posted by nerudite
    You must have your beer googles on. She's looking more and more like your avatar every day.
    Yep, she might look like that in the morning Stupid!! (insulting myself)
    A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner."


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    I thought Martha Stewart was Satan?

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    Originally posted by Rumpy Tuna
    Yep, she might look like that in the morning Stupid!! (insulting myself)
    Mayber she is a Miriam in hiding.

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    You are forgetting the obvious choice
    LOL, BULLSEYE!

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    Originally posted by Rumpy Tuna


    I'm going with Michael Jackson (sorry freaks). [/B]

    wow... I actually agree with Rumpy.....
    "Yeehaw!" is not a foreign policy

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    Re: satan

    Originally posted by Tom R
    If Clapton is god, who is satan?
    I think Clapton is Satan. His only goods songs were stolen from JJ Calle.
    "Those who plan do better than those who do not plan, even though they rarely stick to their plan." - Winston Churchill

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    Re: Re: satan

    Originally posted by H
    I think Clapton is Satan. His only goods songs were stolen from JJ Calle.
    You know, I've been thinking about this too - you're definitely moving into "Satan" territory when you start getting airplay on the "lite rock" stations.

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    Originally posted by nerudite
    Christina Aguilera is looking more evil every day...

    http://images.forbes.com/images/2002...na_200x200.jpg
    Thankfully, I like this type of evil....
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    Chet stole my idea. Barbra Streisand is satan. She hasn't done s--t in years, yet she is a major Hollywood player. She is the most pretentious annoying person this side of Val Kilmer. She must be satan to keep up this public profile.
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    Re: Re: satan

    Originally posted by H
    I think Clapton is Satan. His only goods songs were stolen from JJ Calle.
    Blaspheme!

    By Derick and the Dominoes, Cream, Blind Faith and all that is holy, I curseth thee!
    WALSTIB

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