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    Cyburbian Tom R's avatar
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    catbutter

    Given: 1. A cat when dropped will allways land on its feet.
    2. A slice of buttered bread when dropped will allways land butter-side down.

    Problem: What will happen if you strap a slice of bread butter-side up on the back of a cat and drop it out a window?

    Possible results: The cat-butter combination will levitate.
    The cat-butter combination will rotate while levitating creating a plausible perpetual motion motor.; or
    The neighbor's Rottweiler will eat the cat-butter combination.
    WALSTIB

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    Cyburbian Rumpy Tunanator's avatar
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    Re: catbutter

    Originally posted by Tom R
    The neighbor's Rottweiler will eat the cat-butter combination.
    How dare you talk this way about cats!
    A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner."


    Neil McCauley (Robert DeNiro): Heat 1995

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    Cyburbian Plus JNA's avatar
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    sounds like a candidate for a
    Ig Nobel Prize
    http://www.improb.com/ig/what-are.html
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    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


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    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
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    Here kitty kitty . . .

    Now that I'm off the floor and I've finished cleaning the monitor...let's not try this at home children.

    killing kittens, yes. tossing kittens, no.
    Je suis Charlie

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    rotfl cute
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin

    Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"

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    LOL
    A person who strives is one who thrives. It's GREAT to be THE KING!!!

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    Cyburbian Emeritus Chet's avatar
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    You forgot the obvious option. Chet will have some free time to relieve some stress, and the catbutter combination will explode.

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    Cyburbian Rumpy Tunanator's avatar
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    Originally posted by Chet
    You forgot the obvious option. Chet will have some free time to relieve some stress, and the catbutter combination will explode.
    Thats just disturbing, you definately are the king of whatever disfunctional title you gave me a while back
    A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner."


    Neil McCauley (Robert DeNiro): Heat 1995

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