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    Cyburbian el Guapo's avatar
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    Post your Christmas, Hanukkah or Kwanza wishes here.

    Here is a good place to post your wishes to your fellow Cyburbians.

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    Merry Xmas, Happy Chanukkah and Kwanza everybody.

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    Happy holidays wishes to all...in however fashion you observe them.
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    Happy Holidays to all of cyubrbia and beyond. May 2004 bring happiness to you and your families!
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    I wish everyone a very pleasant and safe holiday season. Enjoy it with family and friends!!!
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    may your days be merry and bright

    Happy holidays all!
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    Happy Holidays to one and all!

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    [Insert generic Holiday greeting here]

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    Happy holidays to everyone. May 2004 be a step up in happiness, health, and other good things.

    May you like all the city-map neck ties and skyscraper books your relatives get you this year.

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    In the words of a very famous Don, Don Cornelius......I wish everyone

    LOVE, PEACE AND SOOOOOUUUUULLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    happy holidays!
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    Happy holidays all and my 2004 bring peace and godo fortune to you and yours.
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin

    Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"

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    Happy Holidays

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    To all the Cyburbia Dudes, Dudettes and others: Peace out!

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    A Christmas card from Japan



    Then again ... maybe they don't quite get it.
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    My first Cyburbia Christmas. I wonder if the treats will taste even sweeter this year?

    Merry Christmas everyone. Especially to my southern hemisphere brothers (Skel and JNL) who understand what a Christmas in summer is all about - even if Skel is trying his hardest to be a Grinch.

    All the best for a happy, safe and peaceful 2004.

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    have a happy, merry, joyful
    cultural, religious, or seasonal observation.
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    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
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    Best holiday wishes to all Cyburbians near and far!

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    Originally posted by Rem
    even if Skel is trying his hardest to be a Grinch.
    I'm not trying to be a Grinch; I'm just critizising the consumist holiday and packaged holiday greeting cards. Besides, Christmas means nothing to me in the religious and true sense, because I'm an agnostic, Ok?

    Anyways, Merry Christmas to all Christians, Happy Hanukkah to all Jews, etc....

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    Happy holidays to you all. However you choose to observe, I hope this season finds you all happy with family and friends.

    Happy Festivus!

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    Happy [INSER APPROPRIATE HOLIDAY HERE] to all cyburbanites and their families.

    Love,

    The Jeff's

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    A classic Christmas forward.

    The Physics of Santa and His Reindeer

    No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

    There are two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't appear to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

    Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second.

    This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.

    This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

    If every one of the 91.8 million homes with good children were to put out a single chocolate chip cookie and an 8 ounce glass of 2% milk, the total calories (needless to say other vitamins and minerals) would be approximately 225 calories (100 for the cookie, give or take, and 125 for the milk, give or take). Multiplying the number of calories per house by the number of homes (225 x 91.8 x 1000000), we get the total number of calories Santa consumes that night, which is 20,655,000,000 calories. To break it down further, 1 pound is equal to 3500 calories. Dividing our total number of calories by the number of calories in a pound (20655000000/3500) and we get the number of pounds Santa gains, 5901428.6, which is 2950.7 tons.

    The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see above) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload (not even counting the weight of the sleigh) - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each.

    In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

    In conclusion: If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.




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    Remember the reason for the season. Happy holidays, everyone!
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    For those yearning for some of that old time religion ...






















































    Happy Saturnalia!

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