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1 Million Dollar Bill (or Who is The Bigger Idiot?)

otterpop

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And why did the woman passing the bill think WalMart could break a million dollar bill? Even the biggest bank in your town doesn't have a million bucks in their vault.
 

Dan

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I heard that some Wal-Mart stores in central Florida will soon be accepting the following as legal tender:



Obligatory Austin Powers quote: "That's not a woman ... that's a MAN, baby!"

 

Maister

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Reminds me of the joke where the stupid counterfeiter tries to pass off funny money to the even dumber gas station attendant. "Say, can you break a $12 bill?" "Sure, do you want two sixes or three fours?"
 

yaff

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Hey, do you think I can use one or two of those bills to buy that bridge in Brooklyn I have had my eye on? ;-)
 

Repo Man

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Unions are always protesting WalMart because they don't provide a "living wage" but I don't think that anyone who was about to make change for a million dollar bill deserves one penny over minimum wage.
 
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