11 Nov 03 Caption Contest

[SlaveToTheGrind]

"Why can't I get a date?"
-or-

"Bet you can't guess where the my 973rd piercing is located"

Elaine Davidson of Brazil, who holds the Guinness world record for being the woman with the greatest number of body piercings, 1,903 altogether, poses at the Tate Modern art gallery in London, November 11, 2003. The gallery held an event to mark the release of the 100th millionth copy of the Guinness World Records books.

 

[Jeff]

Now where did I put that diamond?

 

[JNA]

how long would it take to get through the airport security check point ?

 

[ludes98]

Look at my face, my transformation into Pinhead is on its way!
-or-
Want to feel my studs?

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

When people go crazy with piercing guns volume 2

 

[Zoning Goddess]

"Staples" stores selects new spokesperson.

 

[Chet]

*sigh* I was going to make a lewd joke about Mike D's mom, but I'm trying to be a kinder gentler person. Nuff said.

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

*sigh* I was going to make a lewd joke about Mike D's mom, but I'm trying to be a kinder gentler person. Nuff said.

Chets bowling partner asks if she can come to brunch with the lesbians.

 

[SkeLeton]

Yeah, I'm Hellraiser's girlfriend....

 

[steveanne]

"So, if I change my hair color, do you think people will notice me?"

 

[The Irish One]

Look at me, I have an identity.

 

[Jessie-J]

Does anyone have a can opener?
or
You want me to wear lipstick too? Damn, it took me 45 minutes just to apply my eyeshadow.
or
That tongue doesn't just taste food, it filters it too.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

Another view.

 

[Richmond Jake]

I'm grateful that I didn't eat breakfast this morning.

 

[Planderella]

Do these piercings make me look fat?

 

[Floridays]

"Does anyone have a Post-It Note? I've run out of thumb-tacks."

 

[nerudite]

I know who isn't allowed to give blood this year.

 

[Big Easy King]

Holier than thou. ;-)

 

[Mastiff]

From the new "Wrong Said Fred" CD...

[singing]

I'm too sexy for my face, too sexy for my face;
So sexy it gets maced
And I'm too sexy for my tongue, too sexy for nose;
My mouth won't even close

[/singing]

(I could do more verses... but it'd be more perverseness.)