12 May 2004 Caption Contest

[nerudite]

Just because I know how much Chet and Habanero love monkeys...

 

[NHPlanner]

Who gave me the Don King hairdo while I was sleeping!??

That's it, I'm calling Supercuts....

 

[Maister]

Always eager for a good photo op. Dubyah takes a moment out of his busy day to pose for an 'action shot'.

 

[Chet]

Cardinal hires a new Administrative Assistant using the City's approved hiring policies.

 

[Repo Man]

"Screw this crappy game system. If I don't get an X-Box feces will fly"

 

[otterpop]

"Dave, your new receptionist is certainly efficient and hard-working, but, how shall I say this, she's aesthetically-challenged."

 

[Dragon]

Bob, seen grimacing, has had his fill of the “Damn dirty ape” voice mail.

 

[biscuit]

Forrest County, Mississippi's new planning director calls his sole employee Dragon to join the press conference held during his first day on the job.

 

[BKM]

Eager to observe and record the battle between local "Smart Growth" advocates and the local American Dream Preservation Society, the Planning Department's new Assistant Planner is ready for duty.

 

[Joe Iliff]

Elevator music

Unwilling to pay for "soft favorites" to entertain callers while on hold, the local animal control department turns to an in-house alternative.

 

[Seabishop]

Gov. Schwartzenneger's new plan to cut state's adminstrative salaries. Residents cite no noticeable difference in customer service.

Losing its two top shows, NBC unveils pilot for new sitcom "Goin' Bananas!" about a crusty but loveable Monkey office manager. Also starring Andy Dick.

 

[Dragon]

Forrest County, Mississippi's new planning director calls his sole employee Dragon to join the press conference held during his first day on the job.

My worst fears come true. He does a better job than jestes, however it isn’t rubber bands that gets shot my direction anymore.

 

[mendelman]

[snotty, French accent]I am more attractive than you, so I shall no longer speak with you![/snotty, French accent]

or

dude, I'm a monkey. I don't know how to use this thing.

or

I'm on Candid what?????

 

[Seabishop]

Do you know who's really on the other end of your favorite phone-sex line?

 

[Wannaplan?]

I am a capuchin monkey and I help disabled people though an organization called Helping Hands: Monkey Helpers for the Disabled. Please send a donation so more disabled people can recieve the benefits of my services.

 

[H]

Betty takes a video of Jeeves trying to answer the phone to prove her boss wrong once and for all so he will stop telling her that "a monkey could do her job" and that she really does deserve that raise. :-S

 

[tsc]

Betty takes a video of Jeeves trying to answer the phone to prove her boss wrong once and for all so he will stop telling her that "a monkey could do her job" and that she really does deserve that raise. :-S

LOL!!!

 

[michaelskis]

After long hard investigation, the young reporter found the problem with the executive director of the APA in charge of creating the AICP exam. He is a monkey.

Mr. Bubbles had no comment, but was surprised by the flash bulb.

 

[JNA]

I'm a monkey. I don't know how to use this thing.

Which apparently led to this

Betty takes a video of Jeeves trying to answer the phone to prove her boss wrong once and for all so he will stop telling her that "a monkey could do her job" and that she really does deserve that raise. :-S

H got my vote. :-}

 

[otterpop]

So far I think H has the best caption yet.

 

[GeogPlanner]

"Well, I guess I've been replaced...just in time for summer, too!"

 

[el Guapo]

The creative team of PBS's Bill Moyers, of Investigative Reports, and Joe Rogan, of Fear Factor, pitched a sort of "60 Minutes meets the Animal Channel" show to the executives of ABC. Monkeys Exposed was greenlighted for a pilot. ABC hopes to establish the next mega trend to replace the recent wave of reality shows.

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

After hearing about the HIV scare in California's Pron Industry, Rumpy Tuna decides to contact his agent Jeff via land-line, before proceeding with the next scene with Bubbles. ;-)

 

[boilerplater]

"State to re-think recent legislation extending affirmative action program benefits to other species"

You think you got it bad? At least you didn't lose your job to a friggin' MONKEY!

 

[Howard Roark]

American telcom companies stand to lose millions when a clever outsourcing scheme turned sour due to unexpected escalation in world bannana prices.