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26 April Caption Contest

Budgie

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In an attempt to sweeten his image, Michael Jackson has announced that he will fund a remake of the classic "Willy Wonka and the Choclate Factory" in which he will play the title and lead role. Here he is showing off his costume which include the illusive "golden tickets". Casting calls for the children roles will begin at the Neverland Ranch starting this week.
 

teshadoh

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You know, I was going to write this long & elaborate story about him being a 100 year old Nazi war criminal (the German type medal he's wearing) who looks really young b/c he sucks the blood of young people. But after spending too much time on it I realized it wasn't that funny.

So without further adoodoo, my entry:

Lord Michael Jackson, the new royal king of Liechenstein after buying the country to escape trial in America was issued bad news. The birth rate for the country as is much of Europe has been extremely low.

Hah! I combined child molestation with Michael Jackson & Liechenstien in addition to population planning!
 

otterpop

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teshadoh said:
You know, I was going to write this long & elaborate story about him being a 100 year old Nazi war criminal (the German type medal he's wearing) . . .
Yeah, but I can't resist.

Germany awards Michael Jackson the Iron Cross for being the creepiest guy since Hitler.
 

el Guapo

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Wearing the 2004 - N.A.M.B.L.A. Man of the Year award to the Christian Coalition Dinner turned out to be a public relations disaster for the Jackson Camp. Strangely, none of the normally "in-touch with middle-America" Hollywood types that surround Jackson daily seemed be concerned about the award before the press conference after the dinner.
 

el Guapo

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Jackson at the launch of the national kick-off campaign for Juvenile Viagra.
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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[/Michael Jackson thinking to himself] You all know I'm going to walk, why I have Bubbles to testify where I was on the night of the alleged incident. These people are all ignorant. Chamona....Heee hee heee..[/Michael Jackson thinking to himself]
 

AubieTurtle

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1980's cartoon villain Skeletor is seen entering MGM studios for the filiming for the live action He-Man movie.
 

Cardinal

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"The black suit, the sunglasses, the pallid skin, the European crests - dammit, people, can't you figure out that I am a vampire? Thriller wasn't just a song, it was a warning!"
 
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