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26 March Caption Contest

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SlaveToTheGrind

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That's one tough, er, a...cookie.



The real caption:

Former Assembly Speaker Herb Wesson, D-Culver City, kicks Zhang Xiao Ju betweent the legs during a demonstration performed by Buddhist monks at the Capitol in Sacramento, Calif., Monday, March 22, 2004. In their first visit to the United States, a group of Shaolin martial artists from SongShan, China demonstrated acrobatic flips and shows of strength among other things. With the monks urging him on, Wesson made several kicks to the monk who showed no emotion. (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)
 

boiker

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The representative expressed shock as the Monk's underside collapsed upon itself and the newely spawned Black Hole began to consume his leg.
 

Budgie

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As shown in this photo taken in the early 1950's, early in his career, Henry Kissinger had a very unorthodox greeting for visiting dignataries.
 

el Guapo

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Since time immemorial, as long as there has been farm accidents and jealous husbands eunuchs have been making money doing this particular bar bet. Next thing he will do is bet the kicker $100, “I have ‘your name’ tattooed on my ass.” Good times…good times…
 

Repo Man

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Elected officials, NIMBYs, Developers, and Plan Commissioners dressed in robes line up for the annual "Planners Revenge" day.
 

michaelskis

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Shortly later, the mayor is escorted out of the office by medical personal and treated for a broken foot, due to the monk was wearing a cast iron sports cup!
 

GeogPlanner

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After removing his shoe, Herb was surprised to find that what he thought was an irritating bunion on his foot was acutally a Buddhist monk engaged in an illusion challenge with David Blaine.
 

Mastiff

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"Grasshopper... When you can kick these pebbles out from my groin, you know you will be ready for Washington politics."
 

biscuit

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Due to the passage of Proposition 72, all debate over proposed legislative action in the state of California will be decided by a game of rochambeau and a swift kick in the nuts.
 

nerudite

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In the monk's mind: "What's the deal with all these Americans thinking that they are freakin' Ralph Macchio?"
 

otterpop

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Fifteen minutes after the demonstration, Herb Wesson was mercilessly beaten by four Buddhist monks in the parking lot, in what they described as a "Tibetan Tiger Stomp."
 

sisterceleste

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Budgie said:
As shown in this photo taken in the early 1950's, early in his career, Henry Kissinger had a very unorthodox greeting for visiting dignataries.
Excellent come back. Very fine.
 
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