A new twist on the Vagina Monologues...

[nerudite]

Jamaican woman stashes stolen cellphone... read on:

Here's a link to the written text, just in case you can't read the scanned jpg.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

"....and the ringing vibrating phone was found stuck in her body cavity."

Wonder if it vibrated long enough to make it worth the trouble.

Wait, dial that number again!

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

At least she didn't have the infamous frozen hot dog stuck in there.

At least everybody has had somebody in their school that was the hot dog girl, right?

Roy joins Vaginia Monologues after realizing Sigfreid doesn't like Vaginas.

 

[el Guapo]

Why no Pecker Parables? I could tell a few!

 

[Seabishop]

If some woman steals my cell phone and hides it there - they win, I don't want it back.

 

[Jessie-J]

Frozen hot dogs and cell phones up the pounani. Who the hell is the frozen hot dog girl??????? I didn't know the student body that well in high school. Apparently Rumy Tuna, you've been around the block a few times?? hehe.

I've had two hours of sleep and I'm thinking this must be what an acid trip feels like.

 

[Duke Of Dystopia]

carrying the idea of pockets too far

 

[Duke Of Dystopia]

....I've had two hours of sleep and I'm thinking this must be what an acid trip feels like.

Now try watching peter gabriel videos while that tired. Its physically painful but worth the one time attempt

(sledghammer and Big Time)

 

[Jeff]

I've had two hours of sleep and I'm thinking this must be what an acid trip feels like.

But at least on acid you can talk to the walls.....and they talk back.

 

[Big Easy King]

Did her vagina answer the call? If so, what did it say? ;-)