Funny 🤣 A public service announcement

[Dan]

Please think of the kittens.

 

[Downtown]

Ok, again, tea almost went out my nose at this one. Where the hell did you grab this? Much too funny.

 

[el Guapo]

I can't calculate the number of dead.

The great dry spell while in my last year of grad school must have decimated an entire kitty blood line. I weep for the kitties I have killed.

 

[Downtown]

Ah, I believe that a monument has been erected for that great kitten holocaust of 1998 when my husband (then fiance) moved back to NY and I stayed in school 7 states away for another year.

 

[NHPlanner]

KMateja wrote:
Ah, I believe that a monument has been erected for that great kitten holocaust of 1998 when my husband (then fiance) moved back to NY and I stayed in school 7 states away for another year.

We may need another one up here in New England...as my fiance and I have decided to remain celebate for the remainder of our engagement to make our honeymoon "that much better."

How long until June 8th?

 

[Downtown]

oh my god. June 8th? lets just hope for all our sakes that god doesn't decide to start killing puppies when he's done with all those kittens.

 

[Habanero]

Wow

You are SO not SPCA friendly, that's just sick and twisted. What did those kitties ever do to you? Be the bunny! BE THE BUNNY!

 

[Chet]

If I'd have known...

...that it was THAT EASY to kill a cat, I'd be rubbed raw by now!

 

[giff57]

Re: If I'd have known...

bturk wrote:
...that it was THAT EASY to kill a cat, I'd be rubbed raw by now!

Yeah, me too. If you could just target specific cats I could take care of the one that keeps walking on my car with its muddy feet right after I wash and wax it.

 

[Tranplanner]

Re: Wow

TexasPlanner wrote:
You are SO not SPCA friendly, that's just sick and twisted. What did those kitties ever do to you? Be the bunny! BE THE BUNNY!

Where does the bunny enter into all this?

oh wait...um, it's not what I think you're thinking is it?

 

[Habanero]

Well-

You know what they say about rabbits..

 

[petrushka]

Mournful tears

Oh boy, I don't think I can touch that one. I will mourn in silence for the poor creatures.

 

[Tranplanner]

Re: Well-

TexasPlanner wrote:
You know what they say about rabbits..

Well, I guess that's easier for some of us than it is for others (sorry Dan).

NHPlanner - June isn't that bad. I'm not getting married until August...but then again, I haven't been cut off!

 

[NHPlanner]

Re: Re: Well-

Tranplanner wrote:


NHPlanner - June isn't that bad. I'm not getting married until August...but then again, I haven't been cut off!

Thanks...I think.

If nothing else...at least I'll be prepared for married life with this extended "break."

 

[Chet]

Perspective....

NHPlanner wrote:


Thanks...I think.

If nothing else...at least I'll be prepared for married life with this extended "break."

If you think engagement is bad, try separation and divorce! On second thought, no, don't try it!