See, I told you this was going to be good! :-D Thanks, el Guapo. That was outstanding.el Guapo said:<snip>
Well don’t ask, don’t tell, just aim and squeeze is my preferred position. What two firearms do in the comfort of my enormous gun safe is not my business as long as when the time comes they are ready to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America from all enemies, both foreign and domestic. Then I say live and let live little Log Cabin Uzi and Prideful SKS. However, if they end up reaming out the rifling from their respective bores, they will become ineffectual and thus no longer valuable members of a gun safe society. So I would suggest some caution on their part, by this I suggest that they limit the number of times they shoot their basic load to a reasonable and prudent level.
Well, then, I think you might have a reason for real concern since studies show that homosexual males* generally have sex a lot more often then heterosexual couples. So I think one could seriously argue that they are going to become useless faster than the heterosexual guns in your cabinet (and, yes, I do know the military comment about 'this is my gun, this is my rifle' from basic training, :-D ).el Guapo said:So I would suggest some caution on their part, by this I suggest that they limit the number of times they shoot their basic load to a reasonable and prudent level.
el Guapo said:Moderator Warning: Before this thread turns into something wrong, someone please take it in a wholesome direction. - EG
Really, if you want to irrigate your sinuses, saline solution is far better. You should try this recipe: http://califmichele.com/saline.htmlChet said:That just sent diet coke into my sinuses! ROTFL!