These were published in the Trussville News yesterday, and are
> actual headlines from 2002 stories across Alabama newspapers.
>
> 1) Crack Found On Governor's Daughter
> 2) Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
> 3) Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
> 4) Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
> 5) Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
> 6) Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over
> 7) Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
> 8) Miners Refuse To Work After Death
> 9) Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
> 10) War Dims Hope For Peace
> 11) Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
> 12) Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
> 13) Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead
> 14) Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge - (This one is my
> favorite)
> 15) Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
> 16) Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
> 17) Local High School Drop Outs Cut in Half
> 18) Hospitals Are Sued By Seven Foot Doctors
>
> Thought I'd pass along a little humor.
> actual headlines from 2002 stories across Alabama newspapers.
>
> 1) Crack Found On Governor's Daughter
> 2) Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
> 3) Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
> 4) Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
> 5) Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
> 6) Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over
> 7) Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
> 8) Miners Refuse To Work After Death
> 9) Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
> 10) War Dims Hope For Peace
> 11) Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
> 12) Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
> 13) Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead
> 14) Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge - (This one is my
> favorite)
> 15) Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
> 16) Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
> 17) Local High School Drop Outs Cut in Half
> 18) Hospitals Are Sued By Seven Foot Doctors
>
> Thought I'd pass along a little humor.
