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An electrical, mechanical, and civil engineer were conversing.

jordanb

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The mechanical engineer said:

"I think the human body was designed by a mechanical engineer. Just look at all of the joints and ligiments. They all work together like clockwork! Only a mechanical engineer could have handled that."

The electrical engineer responded:

"You idiot, You forgot about the nervous system! All those billions of electrical connections all joining together to be our sensory system and brain. That could only have been done by a electrical engineer."

The civil engineer slowly looked at the two of them and said:

"You're both wrong. The human body was designed by a civil engineer. After all, who else would have put a toxic waste dump right in the middle of a recreational area?"
 

green lizard

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That is really an old joke...

But heres one older....

Whats the last thing you here a redneck say?

WATCH THIS!!!
 

GeoTech

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I dread the civil engineer who uses new urbanism design principles to cram additional density into a project without any amenities whatsoever. But Hey "it works", they say. Sure it does, but live in the neighborhood for five years and you will want to commit suicide.
 

plannerkat

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green lizard said:
That is really an old joke...

But heres one older....

Whats the last thing you here a redneck say?

WATCH THIS!!!
I believe it's "HEY BUBBA! WATCH THIS!!!"

On a somewhat related note, What's the difference between a fairy tale and a redneck fairy tale? The fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..." while the redneck fairy tale begins "You ain't gonna believe this shit!"
 

SlaveToTheGrind

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Word from the pentagon is the USRSF - United States Redneck Special Forces - will be sent to Iraq to find Saddam. Bubba, Boo, Billy Bob and Cooter go with the following information:

1. Saddam does not like pickups, beer, or 'coon huntin' or Jesus
2. Is responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death
3. Despises barbeques
4. Has a secret queer lifestyle
5. Thinks pork rinds and grits are not fit for human consumption

Saddam should be found in a few days.
 

Zoning Goddess

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OK, my favorite redneck joke, admittedly an oldie:

What's a redneck's idea of foreplay?

"Hey honey, you awake?"
 

green lizard

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SlaveToTheGrind said:
Word from the pentagon is the USRSF - United States Redneck Special Forces -
Where did you find that pic?!?!

That is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

I am printing that and putting a caption under it,
"The scary thing is they can reproduce."

You should move this to a caption contest thread.....
 
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