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Another internet girl needs your help!

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oh my god. I really enjoyed her letters section. and i have to say, if people are actually giving her money, what a bunch of suckers, but good for her. good site, jfortin!
 

Super Amputee Cat

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What a crock!

I mean, what kind of idiot would give even a dime to this credit card-flashing floozie! These are the kind of people that run up enourmous amounts of debt only to file bankruptcy and ultimately drive prices up for us all. It makes me sick.

I can't believe people are actually giving money to this high-maintenance piece. All her stuff are bullsh*t items anyway. Kate Spade Purse! C'mon.

I feel ashamed for contributing to the number of hits on her website.
 

Cardinal

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From her FAQ section:

"WILL YOU POSE NUDE OR GO ON A DATE WITH ME FOR MONEY?
No sorry. I'm not about selling myself or my body for money."

Well, I guess she won't be getting any cash from the Cyburbia guys.
 
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Cat, I agree that it is just inconceivable that people are actually giving her money, but I really do have to admire her moxie. I'm not saying she isn't responsible for her own actions and debt, but it is a creative solution to help pay the debt off, and at least she isn't going bankrupt and foisting the debt off on society. I also have to say that I'm probably a little more sympathetic than a lot of people, my little sister actually had to go to counselling for shopping addiction after she almost had to declare bankrupcy at the age of 21.
 

Dan

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Bah. Give her money,a nd you're only rewarding her poor money management skills.

Except for the mortgage, I'm debt-free. Reward me instead for my thrift and high-700s credit rating. I need $10K to finish the renovation of my master bedroom and bath, about $4,000 to replace my cracking driveway with an elegant surface of brick pavers, $2000 for a big olive green Fraiser-like yuppie couch to replace the existing sofa in the living room, and ... well, could use new double-pane windows, so let's make that $4K. That's an even $20K.

My contact information can be accessed from Cyburbia's main page. I will accept checks, money orders, and eventually PayPal. I'm not tax deductible, even though I'm a minister in the Universal Life Church.
 

Chet

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Is this where I get to step in and be negative, tell y'all how pathetic she is, then sit back and wait as El Guapo summons Karyn to the thread?
 
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bturk said:
Is this where I get to step in and be negative, tell y'all how pathetic she is, then sit back and wait as El Guapo summons Karyn to the thread?
hee. i've also been wondering how long before Karyn appears.
 

prudence

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Porn or Stripping...

It's what any red-blooded American women strapped for cash would do. Anything short of that is an insult to us all.
 

Tranplanner

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Well, if it isn't all just a scam - meaning that she isn't actually in any credit card debt...

I still wouldn't give.
 

prudence

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Calling all Democrats...

This is your opportunity to put your money where your mouth is...this is a member of society who needs help. DON'T TURN YOUR BACK.

If you don't give to her cause it would make you a heartless Republican. As you all know, Republicans only care about themselves and big business.
 

Chet

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In El Guapo's absence, I sent Karyn an email advising her of the thread, and providing her with the link. We should hear from her shortly.
 

El Feo

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Re: Calling all Democrats...

prudence said:
As you all know, Republicans only care about themselves and big business.
Prudence, as you mentioned earlier, don't leave out porn and stripping...I'm all for that too.
 

el Guapo

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Whoops What Was That I Just Saw!

Dan said:
Bah. Give her money,a nd you're only rewarding her poor money management skills.

Except for the mortgage, I'm debt-free. Reward me instead for my thrift and high-700s credit rating. I need $10K to finish the renovation of my master bedroom and bath, about $4,000 to replace my cracking driveway with an elegant surface of brick pavers, $2000 for a big olive green Fraiser-like yuppie couch to replace the existing sofa in the living room, and ... well, could use new double-pane windows, so let's make that $4K. That's an even $20K.

My contact information can be accessed from Cyburbia's main page. I will accept checks, money orders, and eventually PayPal. I'm not tax deductible, even though I'm a minister in the Universal Life Church.

Watch out Bud - Your inner Republican is beginning to show. You could find yourself nodding when Pat Buchanan is on Crossfire. Get to the village voice website quickly.

"Giving those children food only encourages their parents to procreate."
 

El Feo

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Re: Whoops What Was That I Just Saw!

El Guapo said:
Watch out Bud - Your inner Republican is beginning to show. You could find yourself nodding when Pat Buchanan is on Crossfire. Get to the village voice website quickly.
If it's a real emergency, Dan, head straight to www.thenation.com. Good luck with the crisis! ;)
 

prudence

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Re: Re: Calling all Democrats...

El Feo said:


Prudence, as you mentioned earlier, don't leave out porn and stripping...I'm all for that too.
...A walking porterhouse avatar, Republican, porn and strippers...if you were a woman...
 

El Feo

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Re: Re: Re: Calling all Democrats...

prudence said:
...A walking porterhouse avatar, Republican, porn and strippers...if you were a woman...
Easy, now, Prudence, or I'll be having to track down the phone number for the Log Cabin Society for you...
 

El Feo

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Re: Here ya go, El Feo & Prudence

bturk said:
Tell Sen. Herb Kohl I said "hi" and we missed him in Nerudite's parade.

http://www.lcr.org/
I note that my U.S. Representative, the Hon. Barney Frank, was also conspicuously absent from Nerudite's parade. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 

Super Amputee Cat

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KMateja said:
I'm not saying she isn't responsible for her own actions and debt, but it is a creative solution to help pay the debt off, and at least she isn't going bankrupt and foisting the debt off on society.
I'll give you that one, but this pathetic site just re-affirms my ever-increasing belief that the internet has become nothing more than a low-brow subculture of sleaze. (Excluding this site of course). Information Superhighway my ass.

If you would have posted her site at another forum I belong to you would have gotten all sorts of idiots from there funnelling wads of cash to her. These folks, whose brains are already mush from watching too much Big Brother, Shipmates and other WB lowbrow excrement, would have been more than happy to bid on her $100 f-me pumps on E-bay.

I know that you just posted her site for laughs but I'm already worried about the implications. Another poster has told her about this site and God knows what kind of trolls will come here as a result of it.
 

el Guapo

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I said don't do it! I tried to talk him out of it!

Super Amputee Cat said:


Another poster has told her about this site and God knows what kind of trolls will come here as a result of it.

See bTurk! - I told you these kind of irresponsible shenanigans would tarnish the reputation of Cyburbia! Stop the insanity! ;)
 

PlannerGirl

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Hijack

Dans a MINISTER?

Faints

no wonder there is a kitty shortage

giggles and goes back to yelling at ArcView

end Hijack
 

Dan

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Re: Re: Prudence, help is on the way

prudence said:


ABSOLUTELY !!!
Ann Coulter?



I think Ann Coulter is great. She reïnforces my belief that I’m on the right side of American political discourse ... the non-crackpot side.






Okay, maybe not completely. Still ...
 

El Feo

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Dan said:
I think Ann Coulter is great. She reïnforces my belief that I’m on the right side of American political discourse ... the non-crackpot side.
Well, that's your problem, Dan, you've been reading book reviews in Salon! I could have told you not to do that.

It all boils down to one man's crackpot being another man's prophet, I suppose. I'd much rather have Ann Coulter on my side than the entire staff of the New York TImes.

Since Ann doesn't float your boat, though, how about another conservative pinup girl:
 

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prudence said:



Wow!! bturk and I are also ordained by the Universal Life Church. We did it as a lark a couple of years ago. It's a great conversation piece.
I bet:

Prudence (leeringly): You know babe, I'm an ordained minister...

Hot Woman: Oh...really. I have to go now. My...uh...hemmeroids are flaring up. bye now.

Explains a lot really...
 

prudence

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Tranplanner said:


I bet:

Prudence (leeringly): You know babe, I'm an ordained minister...

Hot Woman: Oh...really. I have to go now. My...uh...hemmeroids are flaring up. bye now.

Explains a lot really...

ACTUALLY, something like that happened a couple months ago when a buddy and I were chatting with a couple girls at a bar. The four of us were drinking at a good pace, and the conversation and flirting began to get a bit graphic.

Eventually the topic turned to "what do you do for a living?" My buddy, a Master plumber by trade, replied "I lay pipe." Couldn't see that one coming could you?!? So I replied, "I'm a minister." And the table went quiet...so, I tried to explain that I am a city planner, but minister stuck the their heads.

Next time, I am just going to go with train conductor. Everybody loves trains.
 

Repo Man

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Ann Coulter?!?!? Yikes. She would be ok if she never opened her mouth, because everytime she does, something stupid comes out.
 

el Guapo

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Pleaseeeeeeee

jtfortin said:
She would be ok if she never opened her mouth, because everytime she does, something stupid comes out.
Don't toss out slow softballs that just hang in the air like that!

Supply your own punchline here _____________________
 

donk

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Then there is always good old Elsie. She is a person that you only need teh first name.
 

El Feo

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donk said:
Then there is always good old Elsie. She is a person that you only need teh first name.
Donk, Ann & Condi were just the start. Don't make me pull out the big guns...
 

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el Guapo

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Flaming Fur is a flying!

I'm married, but I know a kitten must DIE!

Please send more Babes and Chainguns!
 

El Feo

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We Aim to Please

El Guapo said:
I'm married, but I know a kitten must DIE!

Please send more Babes and Chainguns!
Well since I seem to have highjacked this one, maybe this deserves its own thread. Waddaya think?

(NOTE TO SELF: TAKE WIFE TO GUN RANGE TONIGHT)

El Guapo, if the Royal Marines had a brain, they'd use this as a recruiting poster - for men...
 

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Sweet Jesus!
I was in the first US Women's Invitational War and we had nothing like that. Just this...
 
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