Caption contest 🔤 April 7, 2021 caption contest

[Big Owl]

I spotted this on the book of faces. It’s from the town next door.

 

[Gedunker]

ADA advocates were concerned the new public art sculpture downtown might hinder accessibility.

 

[mendelman]

Sir...you can't block the sidewalk when parking.

 

[Planit]

PAS#234 New Parking & Traffic Options in Urban Environments
Synopsis: Old traditional parking requirements tend to use too much land in projects. How many times is there a vast over abundance of spaces in strip malls, but few options in downtown environments. This report looks a revolutionary parking alternatives meant to save valuable land.

Example shown: Vertical Parallel Parking.
This alternative allows parallel parking but with a space saving alternative where less land is required for dedicated parking.

 

[DVD]

Unable to expand the ROW the city now allows driving on buildings.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

12:00 am call Ahhhh, dad, you're not going to believe this. (Disclaimer, mini WYP did not do this to me, fortunately.)

 

[michaelskis]

When Public Works ran out of "Closed Sidewalk" barriers, they had to get creative.

 

[JNA]

You left your lights on.

 

[Maister]

Okay, dear, remember when I said "leave as much room for other vehicles to pass by when you park?" It's entirely my fault I forgot to specify that the vehicle also needs to stay upright when doing so. My bad.