I can't believe the rapscallion of Santa Poco pulled such a wonderful thread...
Dan said:I didn't delete it! Unfortunately, once it's gone, it's gone! Backups are weekly, so I didn't have a chance to save the thread I think is missing.
However, I did create the following wav file in memory of one of the more memorable posts.
Mastiff said:I only read about the thread going to be pulled after I wrote an entire chapter of "College Hijinx" by Yours Truly...
Oh well, at least a couple people got to read it. And it was, I assure you, disgusting.
Yeah, that was pretty nasty. Eww.
But if you'd been there... watching those poor saps slipping about, you'd have been laughing your butt off, too.
Just so you know, in case I were to magically make it to Denver, I have so many of those stories... I was a real out of hand kind of guy back in the day.
We'll just think of you as the planner version of Tom Green.
I'm more of a Dennis Miller / Jimmy Kimmel cross... If you can be well spoken and crass at the same time, no one knows WHAT to make of you.
If you threw Denis Leary and Steven Wright in there then you would be a combination of my favorite comedians. I wouldn't even mind the girls on trampolines.
BTW... You can't do Wright bits without being him. It's just impossible.