Because I care about your health (ladies)…

[H]

http://www4.ncsu.edu/~brwilli2/cnn.html

 

[JNL]

We are encouaged to make it an important part of our daily routine??

Cleaning water off the monitor...

What I want to know is how did they advertise for the 15,000 women who were 'suspected of having performed the act regularly'??

Dr Inserta Shafteer - that has got to be a joke!!

 

[el Guapo]

I'm also willing to help.

 

[Dan]

Re: We are encouaged to make it an important part of our daily routine??

What I want to know is how did they advertise for the 15,000 women who were 'suspected of having performed the act regularly'??

Probably college students that helped with this project.

 

[Habanero]

Dr. B.J. Sooner, Dr. Inserta Shafteer, and Dr. Len Lictepeen? I thought it was an actual article until I read the url- poor CNN.

 

[Duke Of Dystopia]

285,000,000 million americans
144,000,000 women in america
each one fellates 2 times per week:

288,000,000 million Fellates per week
1,152,000,000 Billion Fellates per month
13,820,000,000 Billion FelLates per year

96.67 BJ's per year per male of any age in the united states
161.1 BJ's per year per male in the united states between the age of 16 and 76

DAMNIT! NOW WE NEED TO JUST GET THE WOMEN TO SPREAD THEM AROUND A BIT!




WHOLLY WHIPLASH BATMAN!

This HAS to be a damn joke! Who would suggest that women perform 13.9 billion oral sex acts per year. Not that I am complaining, but that could KILL the porn industry! Everyone would sure as hell be a lot happier though!

 

[biscuit]

Because of my selfless and caring nature I'm willing to sacrifice and do what it takes to help keep women healthy. Ladies, y'all should know that I care a lot.

 

[Downtown]

Dr. B.J. Sooner, Dr. Inserta Shafteer, and Dr. Len Lictepeen? I thought it was an actual article until I read the url- poor CNN.

You are so much smarter than me. Or maybe I just need to finish my coffee. But I totally bought into it as well.

 

[Jeff]

You are so much smarter than me. Or maybe I just need to finish my coffee. But I totally bought into it as well.

Buy into whatever you want, just don't bite into it.

 

[Queen B]

But for their control group did they have swallow and non swallow?

 

[Planderella]

Hardee-har-har!

 

[Big Easy King]

Very interesting. Medical science is great! ;-)

 

[moose]

I am impressed with the authentic look of the webpage -- and even though I read the URL as I clicked on it, I completely forgot about it once I saw the headline. I'm usually pretty quick to pick up on hoaxes, but this one definitely got me going. A good laugh to start off the morning, though!

 

[otterpop]

Hmmm. I think I will pass this article on to my wife. Since she is from a non-English speaking country and her English isn't 100 percent maybe she won't catch on to the hoax. And of course because I care about her and her health

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

Where do you sign up to participate in this study? Wow I'm giving this to my girlfriend so she can slap me.

 

[SkeLeton]

bwahahahah good hoax.. but huston could have at least hidden the url with some text or even inventing a url with the link like:
http://www.cnn.com/health

:-D

 

[Zoning Goddess]

I'm glad I saw this hoax when it was posted on Cyburbia.

(Male) engineers have been rushing about the office during lunchtime, all excited about this important "news" story. Heeheehee.... it was fun to burst their bubbles.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

161.1 BJ's per year per male in the united states between the age of 16 and 76
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Yeah, right.

 

[H]

bwahahahah good hoax.. but huston could have at least hidden the url with some text or even inventing a url with the link like:
http://www.cnn.com/health

:-D

how do you do that? I would of if I knew how, please share.

 

[SkeLeton]

This is a Public Information Broadcast brought to you by SkeLeton

easy:
the first bracket goes like [url *=http://hoax.page) http://www.prank.com[/url]

the * is to prevent the link from working (and I also changed a bracket and put it like a ")" )

mwhahahah

So this will help you do stuff like: Click me and enter the coolest page on earth rather than the boring http://www.cyburbia.org

 

[Duke Of Dystopia]

Yeah, right.

Hey, its my dream damnit!

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

Hey, its my dream damnit!

Mine too! But will never happen to me.

 

[martini]

its gone! ahhhh! threat of lawsuit or so it seems. Stupid CNN has NO sense of humor.

 

[SkeLeton]

its gone! ahhhh! threat of lawsuit or so it seems. Stupid CNN has NO sense of humor.

Cmon' man those pranks are always short lived...nothing out of the ordinary....