285,000,000 million americans
144,000,000 women in america
each one fellates 2 times per week:
288,000,000 million Fellates per week
1,152,000,000 Billion Fellates per month
13,820,000,000 Billion FelLates per year
96.67 BJ's per year per male of any age in the united states
161.1 BJ's per year per male in the united states between the age of 16 and 76
DAMNIT! NOW WE NEED TO JUST GET THE WOMEN TO SPREAD THEM AROUND A BIT!
WHOLLY WHIPLASH BATMAN!
This HAS to be a damn joke!

Who would suggest that women perform 13.9 billion oral sex acts per year. Not that I am complaining, but that could KILL the porn industry!

Everyone would sure as hell be a lot happier though!
