Biscuit - words of advice here:
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "yes, i am, i married the wrong man."
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know - it's never happened.
How much does it cost to get married?" Who knows, every man is still paying for it.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "mommy, why does the girl wear white?" his mom replies, "the bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." the boys thinks about this, and then says, "well then, why is the boy wearing black..."
Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's always good for the dishwasher to match the fridge and stove.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "you know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "yes, dear, but i was in love and didn't notice."
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in europe.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Young son - is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad - that happens in every country, son.
According to the latest surveys, when making love, most married men fantasize that their wives aren't fantasizing.
The three ring joke: did you know that every wedding involves three rings? Before the wedding, there's the engagement ring. At the wedding, there's the wedding ring. Then comes the suffer-ring.