I like these that I found on
http://www.hungover.net/restroom_fs.asp?restroomid=190
It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area. For these offesnses, there is a fine of no more than $5 or the impounding of one's bicycle for a period not to exceed 30 days.
Bicycles are not allowed in the tennis courts.
No bicyclist may practice "fancy riding" on any city street.
Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice. Furthermore, any person seen throwing an octopus onto the ice at a Red Wings game will be taken to jail.
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
sure sounds like a Monty Python skit...
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.