Boss Day

[Planimal]

Tomorrow is National Boss Day.
Any suggestions for good Boss Day gifts???

 

[Chet]

It is?? I wonder what they got me!

 

[Planimal]

Well, since you are in this position of honor tomorrow - what kind of gift would you like from your employees???

 

[Chet]

Just a nice lunch would be great. The fanning with palm fronds was a bit much last year.

 

[Planderella]

The fact that I grace this office with my presence is enough present for the boss from me.

 

[Habanero]

A big fist.. no, I actually really enjoy working here and my boss is one of the better ones I've had. Hm.. But he's on vacation, so he missed out-

 

[el Guapo]

It is?? I wonder what they got me!

Knee pads!

 

[Chet]

Knee pads!

Wow. Score one for EG.

 

[el Guapo]

That was my Bosses Day gift to Prudence.

He has been taking a beating lately. He needed something nice.

 

[Habanero]

Is that why he's always so quiet?

 

[Chet]

Is that why he's always so quiet?

He is recovering from a nasty incident that occurred at an East Side watering hole Saturday night. I guess the bar maid's boyfriend showed up....

 

[Habanero]

No way! I got put in a headlock this weekend by a waitress.. NO JOKE! Very strange-

 

[Chet]

Why? Did her girlfirend show up?

 

[Habanero]

No- it was strange- she was crazy and when we asked for the bill she put me in a headlock-

 

[Downtown]

Wow - Tex, you're a tall drink of water, how did she manage it?

 

[giff57]

Knee pads!

Going back to the thread about how PC is your office. We had new carpet installed in our office earlier this year, the guys finished up just as our City Council was meeting. After the meeting I noticed that the installers had left a set of Knee pads. Since my assistant was newly divorced and dating again, I left them on her desk with a sticky note that said "I thought you use these on your next date". The Police Chief walked by as I was leaving the note, he didn't stop laughing for days.

When my assistant came inthe next day she read the note, looked at me and yelled "F@#$ You Dan"

I still giggle when I think about it.....and you know what? I don't know where the pads ever went.

 

[Jeff]

This wasn't at a restaurant called "Dick's Last Resort" was it. They were a small cahin around when I was stationed in 29 Palms, CA the waitresses used to scream at you and ask you what the F*&k you wanted to eat a drink. A real classy place. No headlocks though.

 

[Habanero]

Nope- it was at the Gordon Beirsh brewery on Mill. Very stange, she was certifiable for sure. She couldn't get our orders right and when we asked for the bill I got the headlock-

 

[Shellac And Vinyl VelocitY]

National Boss Day - October 16

*Bumpity Bump*


This year Boss Day is on a Friday. Will your gifts be any different?

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

*Bumpity Bump*


This year Boss Day is on a Friday. Will your gifts be any different?

I'll get nada from the staff. I don't them get them things for administrative professionals day. I hate these Hallmark pseudo holidays. Most guys have trouble remembering the big ones, birthdays and anniversies as it is.

 

[Maister]

Nada. zip. zilch. bupkis.

 

[JNA]

Agree w/ Whose Yur Planner

pseudo holidays

Just another maded up holiday to extort money from me.

 

[beach_bum]

Bringing in some bagels for breakfast (including her favorite), have card that everyone signed. She goes to bat for us all the time, its nice to be able to stop and recognize that.

 

[Salmissra]

No clue what my new office does for Boss's Day. Maybe I should ask . . .

In my last section, it was nada for the boss. Probably because he was/is a sucky boss.

 

[luckless pedestrian]

Ha - I will get nothing -

 

[Veloise]

I will take myself to lunch (it's on the City/BZA) and spend the afternoon being a planner. Maybe I'll buy myself dinner, too.

ETA: Hallmark holidays are stooopid.

 

[kjel]

I gave my boss an early present today....a "come to jesus" meeting about her training sessions and why they weren't working.

 

[Shellac And Vinyl VelocitY]

ETA: Hallmark holidays are stooopid.

:-c

All holidays are Hallmark holidays!!