With Christmas season 2002 sales generally down, and the coveted “Bubba Market” played out by unusually high SUV and Bassboat prices, market observers knew that tensions had reached their boiling point. Yesterday’s announcement by Cabela’s offering a free Dale Earnheart Signature Mossberg 500 Mossy Oak Pump 12 Gauge with each new 500cc Honda Redwing ATV purchased before January 1, 2003 may have been the last straw in this ongoing feud. This photo was released today through the OLN network by a splinter group calling itself the Crimson Tide. Observers note that with tensions escalating for months between the redneck retail chain giants Bass Pro and Cabela’s it will come as no surprise that the violence has escalated to suicide bombings. In a related move several NASCAR drivers, including last week’s Ford 400 winner Kurt Busch and Winston Cup’s season’s second place driver Joe Nemechek called for calm and immediate peace talks.