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Caption Contest 04-29-04

giff57

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Four IT workers were killed when ratemycameltoe(dot)com exploded.
 

ludes98

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After watching Tron 3652 times, Bill is convinced he can defeat the MCP.
 

BKM

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After one too many close encounters at night, Bill the Cycling Mad Scientist invents the ultimate night time cycling suit. As well as glowing for miles, the suit electrically repels rednecks' monster turcks.
 

Budgie

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In an attempt to make to work on time on his bike, El Guapo donned his electromagnetic friction reducing tron full body spandex. The regional planning agency was pleased that he made it to work on time for the first time in 3 weeks.
 

mendelman

Unfrozen Caveman Planner
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dilbert joins in on an IT mixer








(sorry, caption kinda sucks)
 

el Guapo

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Caption 1.
Startdate -319327.05 (today) Budgie becomes the first civilian to wear the ExoSegway Suit. Being sentient, it traveled back from 2006 to meet him and escort him to the pub where both Budgie and the suit will get pissed and listen to a White Snake cover band until the suit pukes, this invokes the dreaded Heimlich Time Travel Paradox and reality vanishes to be replaced with something far less implausible.

Caption 2.
The guys in the Dungeons and Dragons club used their blue magic marker to write "Please hyper spool my eager Jeffres Tube Plasma Conduit with your Flux Tool" over Rodger's ample butt when he passed out later that evening after drinking too much SCA mead.

Caption 3.
It is a closley guarded secret that even the "Fabulous" have their nerds.
 

JNA

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The High School Computer & Chess Club President
shows up for the class reunion in 2025.
 

Mastiff

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At first, Julian simply deleted the spam e-mails... But out of sheer curiosity, he finally ordered from the company that promised, "Enlarge Your Testicles through the Miracle of Electronics!"
 

DecaturHawk

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Oh, man, Mastiff and EG, those are the most hilarious captions I have ever read. You both win for life.
 

michaelskis

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that is so wrong in so many ways... but here we go.


In his quest to be more robot like, Henry the IT director decided to have neon lights implanted into his skin, and other parts "modified" to allow for less hormonal issues.
 

el Guapo

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At the tail end of the import car tuner fad Herbert got 25 12 volt neon sticks for just pennies on the dollar at the local Wal-Mart. His children decided in late September that, "they were too grown up to Trick or Treat" anymore. Herbert was crushed, but later tried to join the VFW by claiming he was a Veteran of the Psychic Wars of 2112 trapped here after a temporal portal collapse on Ursa Minor, and thus just as eligible as the other old farts drinking there. His application was denied. Later he claimed he was just pulling the old fart's chain at the VFW's and that he really was not a time traveler. His denials just added fuel to the rampant fires of a time-traveler invasion rumor circulating through Cabot Cove.
 

SkeLeton

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Nerdy Joe, buys new Transformer suit, that supposedly transforms into a soccer mom SUV, sadly, Joe only gets a swollen groin. :p


Too bad all the Tron jokes were taken :( :p
 

Seabishop

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"Hi, I'm Wilfred Brimley. Whenever I need a spacesuit to keep me from ... Hey, I'm up here, ladies, not down there!"
 

AubieTurtle

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An old uniform worn by the /dev/null program the day before the MPC declares that from now on every program must wear a skirt.
 

Howard Roark

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Coming this summer!

Tron II : Middle age crazy!


I think the expression you guys are looking for is "he's got a couple of eggs in a sack"
 

nerudite

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Okay, if everyone else's mind is going down the toilet, I'll go too... 2 from me:

"Publicity shot from the upcoming movie entitled 'Honey I Shrunk Grampa's Testicles', starring Wilford Brimley."

or

"White guys worldwide collectively curse under their breath as Ernie Lorndecker's recent picture in Sci-Fi Magazine adds more fodder to a certain age-old racial stereotype."
 

H

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ludes98 said:
...Bill...
why is it that I also assumed his name was Bill???

Bill's fav pick up line...,"thats not all that glows, baby" ;)
 

sisterceleste

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DecaturHawk said:
Oh, man, Mastiff and EG, those are the most hilarious captions I have ever read. You both win for life.
I agree...my only comment is that the outfit should have had a skirt to hid things displayed in yellow.
 
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