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After one too many close encounters at night, Bill the Cycling Mad Scientist invents the ultimate night time cycling suit. As well as glowing for miles, the suit electrically repels rednecks' monster turcks.
In an attempt to make to work on time on his bike, El Guapo donned his electromagnetic friction reducing tron full body spandex. The regional planning agency was pleased that he made it to work on time for the first time in 3 weeks.
Startdate -319327.05 (today) Budgie becomes the first civilian to wear the ExoSegway Suit. Being sentient, it traveled back from 2006 to meet him and escort him to the pub where both Budgie and the suit will get pissed and listen to a White Snake cover band until the suit pukes, this invokes the dreaded Heimlich Time Travel Paradox and reality vanishes to be replaced with something far less implausible.
The guys in the Dungeons and Dragons club used their blue magic marker to write "Please hyper spool my eager Jeffres Tube Plasma Conduit with your Flux Tool" over Rodger's ample butt when he passed out later that evening after drinking too much SCA mead.
It is a closley guarded secret that even the "Fabulous" have their nerds.
At the tail end of the import car tuner fad Herbert got 25 12 volt neon sticks for just pennies on the dollar at the local Wal-Mart. His children decided in late September that, "they were too grown up to Trick or Treat" anymore. Herbert was crushed, but later tried to join the VFW by claiming he was a Veteran of the Psychic Wars of 2112 trapped here after a temporal portal collapse on Ursa Minor, and thus just as eligible as the other old farts drinking there. His application was denied. Later he claimed he was just pulling the old fart's chain at the VFW's and that he really was not a time traveler. His denials just added fuel to the rampant fires of a time-traveler invasion rumor circulating through Cabot Cove.