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Caption contest: 1 April 2004

Dan

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freewaytincan

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Dumb fat kid. He was on TV and stuff. He should be doing the obligatory fat kid things, like making faces and stuff.

You know what those kids are today? SLACKERS!!!

Not a caption, by the way.
 

biscuit

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News footage shows little Timmy Walker, age 11, slowly being rendered unconscious by the President’s continued use of the of the word “Strategery” at a recent rally in New Castle, Pennsylvania. Although certainly dazed by the ordeal, doctors expect Timmy to make a full, albeit jobless, recovery.
 

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Having just finished a rousing aria to open Bush's speech, 13 year old Jimmy Dell decides to take a well deserved nappy.
 

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biscuit said:
(snip)..Although certainly dazed by the ordeal, doctors expect Timmy to make a full, albeit jobless, recovery.

Boo-yay!

Nice one.
 

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freewaytincan said:
Dumb fat kid. He was on TV and stuff. He should be doing the obligatory fat kid things, like making faces and stuff.

There's an explanation for this. He's from Orlando, smack-dab in the middle of the 41st healthiest state...
 

SkeLeton

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Kerry's secret agent falls asleep while on mission... Kerry swears he didn't pay kid to spy on Bush.
 

JNA

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On NBC's Weekend Today (4/3/04) followed up / continued this story.
They interviewed the kid.
Did anybody care what W was talking about ? :-\
 
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Dan

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Seabishop said:
You'll have plenty of time to sleep in Guantanomo, son.
I'd say that's the winner. :)

biscuit said:
News footage shows little Timmy Walker, age 11, slowly being rendered unconscious by the President’s continued use of the of the word “Strategery” at a recent rally in New Castle, Pennsylvania. Although certainly dazed by the ordeal, doctors expect Timmy to make a full, albeit jobless, recovery.
The runner-up, by a close margin.
 
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