Caption Contest 10-28-03

[el Guapo]

Through the use of time-travel technology we are able to see what it looks like exactly 2.5 seconds before the rapture and the second coming of our Lord and Savior.

 

[Rem]

Wal Mart's new bonfire sales section draws interested onlookers. City Planning officials complain "it's too big".

 

[Dan]

\/\/@£-MÅRT ï§ têh OWNED!!!!1!!!!!

(i 4m 7337!!!!!!1!1!!)

 

[donk]

someone has taken my joke about solving land use conflicts with bouncing burning tires on halloween a bit too seriously.

 

[SkeLeton]

Wal-Mart's X-treme SALE! 90% off on everything that's not burned, 99% off on anything half burned. For every purchase get a free charcoal merchandise!

 

[mendelman]

Wal-Mart has finally opened a store in the one place most planners feel it belongs - IN HELL!!!!

...or...

Wal-Mart finally has a good 'public safety, health, and welfare' reason for the size of their buildings. New Wal-Mart slogan: "We will shelter your homeless, huddled masses, and give them the lowest prices in America"

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

Wal-mart (A.K.A. Crap-mart) attempts to destroy all documentation of its illegal workers.

 

[Big Easy King]

Wal-Mart

"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!!! We don't need no water, let the motha... burn!!! Burn motha... burn!!!"

Despite my "caption contest" reply, my heart and prayers go out to those in California! :h:

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

Please, Please, Please, Please, Please

 

[steveanne]

Look out for falling prices... and roof tiles....

 

[H]

Those janitors weren’t illegal, their paperwork was destroyed in the forest fire, yeah, that’s the ticket. :-D

 

[el Guapo]

Re: Wal-Mart

"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!!! We don't need no water, let the motha... burn!!! Burn motha... burn!!!"

Despite my "caption contest" reply, my heart and prayers go out to those in California! :h:

BEK
For outstanding work in the field of planner satire I am proud to present to you the Golden El Guapo Award.

Speach!


Speach!

 

[Big Easy King]

My victory speech

BEK
For outstanding work in the field of planner satire I am proud to present to you the Golden El Guapo Award.

Speach!


Speach!

Thank you. I'm so honored to win the esteemed Golden El Guapo Award. I'd like to thank my betrothed, Planderella, my parents, all Cyburbanites (past, present, and future), and myself. Of the Cyburbanites, I especially express my appreciation to El Guapo for producing this great contest and Mike D. for being the original pimp. ;-)

Oh, a special shout-out goes to Cyburbia for disrupting me from doing actual work and to the those in California.

Long live Cyburbia and it's GREAT to be THE KING!!!

 

[Duke Of Dystopia]

Wally World Vs. The Volcano

 

[Jeff]

Yup....

You should see what them damn tree huggers did to the Home Depot down the street.

 

[BiteMeElmo]

Wal-Mart unveils its new slogan - "Watch for falling embers"

 

[tsc]

Walmart Grand Opening, Gates of Hell

 

[Planderella]

After developing every open space known to man on earth, Walmart decides to become the first big-box retailer to develop on the sun. The store reported record sales for it's grand opening.

 

[Zoning Goddess]

Former cub scouts shop for the world's biggest s'mores party.

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

Company Vows to Fire All Illegal Workers

Ha, they really meant it this time.
http://forums.compuserve.com/gvforums/default.asp?SRV=NewsForum&MSG=2151408&floc=NW_8-L1

 

[Mastiff]

Uh... Hold on a second, Pete. I think I've reconsidered. I'm heading back to Strickland to get my propane and propane accessories from Hank Hill...


(For people who haven't seen King of the Hill... forget it.)

 

[mendelman]

Uh... Hold on a second, Pete. I think I've reconsidered. I'm heading back to Strickland to get my propane and propane accessories from Hank Hill...

Ahhhhhh, very good grasshopper!

16 points for the relatively obscure primetime cartoon reference.

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

Dannit Bobby, I thought I told to quit playing with your pee.......

Ahhh, clean burning, efficient propane.