Caption Contest 10/29/03

Rumpy Tunanator

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Crikey, we've got a live one, DANGER, DANGER, DANGER!!!

1657cesarjim3-med.jpg
 

Chet

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US Patent office illustration for the new and improved GERBILMATIC 20000
 

H

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Darn low grade European meat keeps giving me these worms.
 

biscuit

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TV Voiceover
"Stay tuned for When Tapeworms Attack coming up next on FOX."
 

Richmond Jake

You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
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The first proof has been discovered of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction.
 

biscuit

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Mike D makes a quick stop for a rejuvenating roadside colonic during mile 15 of his latest marathon effort.

(Sorry Mike D) :-D
 

nerudite

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It's the new Acme Pants Horn... for those people that just can't get into their tight shorts.
 

el Guapo

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AP Paris: Recent advances in France by a leading biotech firm in the fields of gene splicing and RNA implantation allow for the production of jumbo rectal zucchini. Reports indicate blind taste testers cannot tell the difference.
 

el Guapo

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10 lbs of Nacho Cheese in 3 days at the ballpark: $35
5 days of Metamucil: $1.25
Doctors visit: $35 co-pay
Having your best friend sewer snake your ass: Priceless!
 

nerudite

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Tranplanner said:
New "Catch and Release" program in effect at the Blue Oyster.

You can tell by the lycra shorts that he's too small and should be thrown back :)
 

Mastiff

Gunfighter
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The "World's Strongest Gay Man" competition begins with the Ass Clinching event.
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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el Guapo said:
10 lbs of Nacho Cheese in 3 days at the ballpark: $35
5 days of Metamucil: $1.25
Doctors visit: $35 co-pay
Having your best friend sewer snake your ass: Priceless!


LOL, sewer snake your ass, thats great. You guys are twisted, and luckily I'm not;)
 

Zoning Goddess

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"Well, it looks as though Jim has found the giant green mamba. We'll be back after a word from Mutual of Omaha".
 
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