Caption Contest 10/29/03

[Rumpy Tunanator]

Crikey, we've got a live one, DANGER, DANGER, DANGER!!!

 

[SkeLeton]

oh my! what have you been eating?

 

[The Irish One]

That's SUPER FUN

 

[el Guapo]

When gender reassignment goes bad - On FOX!

 

[Chet]

US Patent office illustration for the new and improved GERBILMATIC 20000

 

[el Guapo]

East German Kabuki

 

[H]

Darn low grade European meat keeps giving me these worms.

 

[biscuit]

TV Voiceover
"Stay tuned for When Tapeworms Attack coming up next on FOX."

 

[Planderella]

Oooohhh.....that feels so GOOD!!!

 

[Duke Of Dystopia]

That looks painful!

 

[Big Easy King]

"Ooh...I had no idea the flu shot was administered this way! May I have another please?"

 

[biscuit]

Ass puppet theatre

 

[Richmond Jake]

The first proof has been discovered of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction.

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

LMFAO, you guys are killing me with these captions. Who new that a green bar of foam could be so much fun.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

The mystery of the missing whales dick has been solved.

 

[biscuit]

Mike D makes a quick stop for a rejuvenating roadside colonic during mile 15 of his latest marathon effort.

(Sorry Mike D) :-D

 

[nerudite]

It's the new Acme Pants Horn... for those people that just can't get into their tight shorts.

 

[el Guapo]

AP Paris: Recent advances in France by a leading biotech firm in the fields of gene splicing and RNA implantation allow for the production of jumbo rectal zucchini. Reports indicate blind taste testers cannot tell the difference.

 

[el Guapo]

Cocktoberfest in Zurich

 

[nerudite]

Cocktoberfest in Zurich

OMG... you have been the cause of many a keyboard snarf this month!

 

[BiteMeElmo]

The one-eyed trouser snake lunges for its next victim.

 

[nerudite]

SpikeTV debuts the new two-person version of the MXC Pole Riders contest.

 

[el Guapo]

10 lbs of Nacho Cheese in 3 days at the ballpark: $35
5 days of Metamucil: $1.25
Doctors visit: $35 co-pay
Having your best friend sewer snake your ass: Priceless!

 

[nerudite]

Two actors practice for the upcoming off-Broadway debut of "Life with Liza".

 

[Tranplanner]

New "Catch and Release" program in effect at the Blue Oyster.

 

[nerudite]

New "Catch and Release" program in effect at the Blue Oyster.

You can tell by the lycra shorts that he's too small and should be thrown back

 

[Mastiff]

The "World's Strongest Gay Man" competition begins with the Ass Clinching event.

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

10 lbs of Nacho Cheese in 3 days at the ballpark: $35
5 days of Metamucil: $1.25
Doctors visit: $35 co-pay
Having your best friend sewer snake your ass: Priceless!

LOL, sewer snake your ass, thats great. You guys are twisted, and luckily I'm not

 

[H]

I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that Muppet. :-D

 

[Zoning Goddess]

"Well, it looks as though Jim has found the giant green mamba. We'll be back after a word from Mutual of Omaha".

 

[BiteMeElmo]

Ever have that 'not so fresh' feeling?