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Caption Contest 11-26-2003 - Double Header

el Guapo

Capitalist
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5,995
Points
31
#1
Overheard from M.J.
"I guess that all depends upon what your particular definition of a AIRQUOTES pedophile AIRQUOTES is, now doesn't it your honor?"
#2
Professor Zhao Nyguen of the University of Tulsa Physics Department shows off his patent pending PedoPants -The automatic anti-child molester outer-garment of the future (TM) .
 

Chet

Cyburbian Emeritus
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10,623
Points
34
#1. MEEEEOOOOW

#2. Jordanb sticks to his "I dont have a car" creed.
 

Seabishop

Cyburbian
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3,838
Points
25
#1 If you tell your mom, Mr. and Mrs. Bunny will be very angry.

#2 Why the population of China is so high.
 

donk

Cyburbian
Messages
6,970
Points
30
#1 said like richard nixon "I am not freak"
#2 weeeeee, gonads and strife
 

Dan

Dear Leader
Staff member
Moderator
Messages
18,698
Points
69
1) "How old was he, Michael?"

2a) MIT planning students test alternative transportation technology.

2b) Chinese scientists test their answer to the Segway, the "Lucky Flying Jade Red Dragon."
 

Richmond Jake

You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
Messages
18,313
Points
44
#1 "I was going to pose like this but they made put my hands on my crotch for the mug shot."

#2 WRONG TECHNIQUE: Always keep your glasses on to extinguish the fire caused by the deep fried turkey.
 

biscuit

Cyburbian
Messages
3,904
Points
25
Seabishop said:
#2 Why the population of China is so high.
Eeeewwwwwww!

#1
"Little bunny Foo-Foo was hoping through the forest, out came MJ and grabbed him on the..."

#2
Nikai Fujimori demonstrates the Happy Go Covenience Fun Fire Buggy. The latest Tokyo transportation craze.
or
The latest look at the inexpensive Chinese made cars that will be available for sale at Wal-Mart next year.
 

H

Cyburbian
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2,850
Points
24
#2 If you think this is cool, wait until you see how I go forward!
 

nerudite

Cyburbian
Messages
6,544
Points
30
#1 The tickle monster's going to get you!

#2 China's anit-gravity training for their first mission.
 

SkeLeton

Cyburbian
Messages
4,853
Points
26
#1: I "didn't" do anything to that kid!
#2: Chinese engeneers discover a new way to make men infertile.
 
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