Caption Contest 12/19/03 We got him

[Rumpy Tunanator]

After the fall of the Neverland Ranch Empire, Michael Jackson is found in a spider-hole in McCully Culken's backyard.

 

[PlannerByDay]

Rumpy Tunanator

Thats so untrue haven't you seen the News coverage - he's in a massive police chase where he stole the victims vehicle

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

Rumpy Tunanator

Thats so untrue haven't you seen the News coverage - he's in a massive police chase where he stole the victims vehicle

Oh my god, LMFAO!!!

 

[BiteMeElmo]

Michael Jackson lured from hiding with phallic devices.

 

[Repo Man]

Michael Jackson was lured from his foxhole with this:

 

[Mastiff]

It's really quite horrible...

... I won't be surprised if a mod pulls it, but:

"Micheal Jackson was arrested Tuesday for being in a..."


NO! I will NOT do it! I will not stoop so low!

 

[PlannerByDay]

Re: It's really quite horrible...

... I won't be surprised if a mod pulls it, but:

"Micheal Jackson was arrested Tuesday for being in a..."


NO! I will NOT do it! I will not stoop so low!

NOOOOO You must finish the joke. Please, Please.

IM me the punchline, I love the MJ jokes

 

[Jeff]

So a family is at the beach and MJ is there to. The Dad goes up to MJ and says "Would you mind moving...you're in my sun"