Caption Contest 12-2-2003

[Chet]

 

[BiteMeElmo]

"One of us is a mad cow, the other is diseased"

 

[SkeLeton]

PlannerGirl works for the latest PETA campaign.

 

[Seabishop]

An unidentified Peta activist just moments before she killed her mascot partner by biting into his flesh and eating him alive. "He looked so delicious" she cried as she was led away from the bloody scene by authorities.

OT: Can you be a Peta activist if you are unattractive, or if you are a man?

 

[Mastiff]

Several men are arrested for indecent exposure and public lewdness when a scantily clad PETA spokeswoman began shouting the newest slogan of the organization...

"I thought she had a lisp, damn it!" yelled one of the handcuffed men who was being placed in custody.

PETA has declined comment.

 

[Chet]

"I thought she had a lisp, damn it!" yelled one of the handcuffed men who was being placed in custody.

*laughing so hard.... lungs hurt..... must breathe.....*

 

[El Feo]

Several men are arrested for indecent exposure and public lewdness when a scantily clad PETA spokeswoman began shouting the newest slogan of the organization...

"I thought she had a lisp, damn it!" yelled one of the handcuffed men who was being placed in custody.

PETA has declined comment.

If I get to pick a winner, thith ith it.

 

[Seabishop]

To get serious with the caption contest . . .

PETA Billboard Offends Local Catholics

PETA likes to get attention by angering religious groups and the general public. They've done it with Catholics and Jews - comparing animals to concentration camp vicitims and their killers to Nazis. If you read the PETA spokesman's statements they are pretty over the top regardless of whether you're religious.

 

[el Guapo]

Several men are arrested for indecent exposure and public lewdness when a scantily clad PETA spokeswoman began shouting the newest slogan of the organization...

"I thought she had a lisp, damn it!" yelled one of the handcuffed men who was being placed in custody.

PETA has declined comment.

OMG! I just got it. It took me a second.

He sticks the landing! It's a new caption contest record... surely this is the Cyburbia Cinderella story of the decade...

 

[el Guapo]

My work-safe (tm) entry (an oldy but a goody) "She don't eat meat, but she sure..."

 

[otterpop]

I couldn't open the picture, though it seems like it must have been a good one. Would it be possible to repost it so I could get the joke?

 

[el Guapo]

It shows up in my browser. Maybe your IT people are "Blocking"?

 

[Mastiff]

http://www.peta.org/feat/dom/page/wave.jpg

Try the direct link...