Caption Contest #14: I tried, but couldn't resist!

[nerudite]

 

[BiteMeElmo]

Gives new meaning to the term "rumble strip"

 

[Seabishop]

Dear Earl,
Thanks for letting me borrow your Harley this past weekend. Here's a pic of me at that festival I was telling you about. Let me know whenever you want it back. Say Hi to Tina and the kids.
Thanks a bunch.
Your pal, Slim.

 

[SGB]

Confident in his spf 60 sunscreen, Dave heads out on the highway.

 

[biscuit]

Harley Davidson: Better than the washing machine on spin cycle.

 

[giff57]

Hearing of a thong contest "spike" heads out in his best thongs.

 

[Mastiff]

Well you see, officer...

My guage is broken and I kept running out of gas. Sooooo... I figure, the old timers used dipsticks, why not me?

 

[Cardinal]

Motorcyclist defies mandatory helmet law

 

[Tranplanner]

You thought it was painful when your legs stick to the seat?

 

[donk]

Can you imagine being hit by an insect wearing flip flops and your birthday suit?

 

[martini]

MMMM, road rash!

 

[PlannerGirl]

Tan lines are so out

 

[nerudite]

Bad to the bone.

 

[PlannerGirl]

man and his best friend out riding ;-)

 

[Richmond Jake]

Ahhh, there's nothing like riding down the road with the wind whipping through all my hairs.

 

[JNA]

instant donor on a cycle.

 

[SkeLeton]

Mirror notice: "Member can be bigger than it appears"

 

[el Guapo]

Time to piss test the local chapter of Dykes on Bikes.

(sorry dykes)

 

[Queen B]

It does add a new twist to the old farmer arm tan line.

Those pesky bike seat lines cause the moon to shine brightly.

 

[Chet]

Its not just a doo rag honey. In a pinch it works as a condom too.

 

[H]

Nothing feels as free as rolling down the road on your Hog with the wind whiping you in the ____!!

 

[DecaturHawk]

Anti-Thong Law Unenforceable, Says Local Police Chief: "These things tend to fall between the cracks."

 

[The Irish One]

I'm too sexy for my clothes

 

[Zoning Goddess]

Mirror notice: "Member can be bigger than it appears"

How can you be so hilarious for being, what, the youngest Cyburbian? I think you're the winner here!

 

[Chet]

How can you be so hilarious for being, what, the youngest Cyburbian? I think you're the winner here!

I thought the same thing, but Irish One is a close second on this thread (so far)

 

[steveanne]

"I bought this bike without a kickstand, so I thought I'd provide my own."