Caption Contest #15

Repo Man

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"God I wish that I hadn't forgotten to take that anal suppository before the race!"

"Ughhhh, I knew bean burittos for breakfast was a bad idea."
 

Richmond Jake

You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
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You can pick your seat but you can't pick your relatives.

and they say golfers dress poorly....
 
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nerudite

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A disgruntled straggler prepares the stink palm for the requisite end of the race congratulations.
 

JNA

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reading these captions are the cause of my
uncontrollable fits of laughing!
 

nerudite

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Seabishop said:
hmm, if I could only find something to fling at Armstrong . . . Wait a Minute. . .!

Oh god... I just had a vision of MikeD using this method when people try to run him off the road. Crap-strewn cars all over Pennsylvania...
 

Chet

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Damn! THATS where I put my keys! Now tomorrow I can DRIVE to work like a civilized being.
 

el Guapo

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The part where he pulls a rabbit and 30 linked handkerchiefs out is considered the finale!
 

BiteMeElmo

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"Why the hell am I falling so far behind!? Oh yeah, I forgot to rub the magic dingleberry for luck."
 

Chet

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*since el guapo PM'd me with the joke butt was too affraid to post it himself* Here's a derivation of his masterpiece (or master_piece heh heh heh)

"CHET! I told you once I told you a thousand times! NOT IN PUBLIC!"

*bows* to the court of self humiliation the way star wars kid SHOULD!
 

giff57

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That is the last time I'm yelling "LET'S KILL A RACOON" around a bunch of drunken Cyburbians. OUCH!
 

Jeff

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Now maybe I'll make it on drunkcylist.com!

DON'T GO TO THAT SITE AT WORK!
 
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