Caption Contest - 19 May 2004 #2

[Dragon]

I’d like to see some captions for this picture. Poor kid.

 

[Planderella]

Water on the monitor and loss of appetite for lunch! :-# 8-! :-D

 

[Seabishop]

New FHA study shows that use of "love handles" significantly increase motorcycle safety.

 

[otterpop]

U.S. government crash test experts are recommending that motorcycles be fitted with airbags for small children. However, safety engineers unanimously agree this does not qualify.

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

[arguing to each other] "Why do I have to wear this helmet, its not going to prevent any injuries." "Yes it will too help prevent injuries, its not like wearing a top hat." [arguing to each other]

 

[Mastiff]

Leonard, a Ph.D. from Stanford, had done all of the research. Knowing the equation of r(v) = (h2/u) / 1+ e cos v = p / 1 + e cos v, and the combined mass of his wife and himself, he could calculate the escape velocity from their orbit.

Sadly for his young daughter, he was 67.418 kilograms short of pulling in the motorcycle he'd always dreamed of having...

 

[JNA]

Water on the monitor

So you snarfed :-#

There was a kid in that photo ?

 

[mendelman]

This has got to be in Florida!!! ;-)

 

[Planderella]

So you snarfed :-#

There was a kid in that photo ?

OMG!! I just noticed the kid!!! Poor kid! :-c

 

[SGB]

I didn't see the kid either! :-c

Caption: "No matter what he tried, poor Jimmy Babson just couldn't rid himself of the memory of that body odor after that 90 mile ride with Mom and her new boyfriend."

 

[Seabishop]

Not a caption but can you legally ride such a small kid on a motorcycle when he'd need to be in a car seat in a car? Despite dad's belly, he'd still get really hurt in a crash. :-@

 

[Dragon]

OMG!! I just noticed the kid!!! Poor kid! :-c

:-D That is why I mentioned it above the picture. The poor thing is hard to notice. :-c

Caption:
Family quality time is overrated.

 

[el Guapo]

From the Neighborhood Association's Web Site:

Del Boca Vista's Cojoined Triplets Karen, Little Dewey, and Lee-Harvey Brubaker set out for a Summer's day ride. Little Dewey, the physically underdeveloped triplet seen in the middle of the siblings is the head of Nasa's Space Flight Telemetry Center in Bonaventure. Karen is a full time day care manager in South Patrick, and Lee-Harvey (his dad was a devout Nixon-Republican) is the sales floor manager at Indianola Chrysler-Jeep-Hundai-Komatsu. The triplets are excused from compliance with the Florida Motor Vehicle Code by a special act of the Florida Legislature and Governor Bush. A suprising fact that many people do not know is that the triplets all have different biological fathers.

 

[SGB]

Once again, EG, you do not disappoint.

:-D

 

[JNA]

Once again, EG, you do not disappoint.:-D

ROFLMAO :-D

 

[sisterceleste]

This has got to be in Florida!!! ;-)

You are probably right. Some scenary.

 

[AubieTurtle]

Florida discovers too late that having "Bring your daughter to work day" and "alternative transportation day" on the same date is a really bad idea.