Caption contest #2 for 10-24-03

[Chet]

(as the truck rolls on)

Zeke: I aint pickin it up, you pick it up.

Bubba: No way dude, I aint pickin it up, you pick it up.

 

[Gedunker]

Three people have already come by to see why I'm laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes! Planning research? BUSTED!

"Paint Test Area, Next 4 Miles"

or

NEWS ITEM: Local DOT is testing road-striping paints for durability in all typical road applications.

 

[Plannerbabs]

Voice-over for a nature documentary

The North American opossum, in its natural habitat. Note the protective pose and camoflague...oh, wait, it's not moving....Cameras off!

 

[Richmond Jake]

I love my job, man. What are you gonna do?

 

[SkeLeton]

PETA sues local DOT for "killin' raccoons" while at work...

 

[H]

Okay, okay, why DIDN’T the opossum cross the road?

 

[Seabishop]

No Maam, the #6 Combo Meal is not frozen, and does not contain any MSG.

 

[Jeff]

Us possums really need to find a better way to get them groovy racin stripes down out backs like the skunks have.

 

[mendelman]

The New Bio-degradable Street Surface

Brought to you by your friends at Roadpossco

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

Possum, the other yellow meat.

 

[donk]

"Killing the Possum", the cyburbian word for "rooffy" assisted sex.

 

[Suburb Repairman]

I had a Geology prof work this picture into a lecture somehow last year, I think it was something to do with animal decomposition and fossilization.

 

[Chet]

"Killing the Possum", the cyburbian word for "rooffy" assisted sex.

OUTSTANDING!

 

[donk]

OUTSTANDING!

The only reason I thought of this is that sublime's "40 oz to freedom" is in my CD player right now.

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

"Killing the Possum", the cyburbian word for "rooffy" assisted sex.

WTF, I just about crapped myself when I read that you twisted bastard. There goes my cover for tonight.

 

[donk]

WTF, I just about crapped myself when I read that you twisted bastard. There goes my cover for tonight.

That is mighty high praise coming from both you and chet's "OUTSTANDING".

Every once in awhile I don't censor myself.

 

[Dan]

The Australian version.

That's good tucker, mate!

 

[FueledByRamen]

"Possum Fraternity under investigation for hazing ritual death"

 

[nerudite]

Arkansas tests it's new traffic calming device.

 

[Chet]

Dan, nerudite, both get high praaise. ROTFLMAO

 

[PlannerGirl]

quick way to earn your stripes

giggles

 

[Rem]

Dan, .... high praaise. ROTFLMAO

Don't encourage him.