"So then I said to my mom and dad, your grandparents, may God rest their overbearing souls, ‘weed's not going to keep me from conquering the business world.’ That reminds me man, did you hear? I got a raise at my job at the Family Dollar store. Plus, I get a wicked discount on snack food. You know Little Debbie is my snack food queen. Hey, while I'm frying this oatmeal and bologna omelet clean the bong out man. Don't just sit on your ass. Give me a little help here. When did your mom say I needed to get you back to school?"