Caption Contest - 22 June 2004

[Dan]

Enjoy.

 

[Tranplanner]

NHPlanner and PlannerGroupie regret ever having signed up for those new-age birthing classes.

 

[biscuit]

NHPlanner and Planner Groupie rehearse with self described ‘artistic midwife’ Donna Moon-Flower-Smith for the impending home birth of their child. With Mrs. Moon-Flower-Smiths help NHPlanner hopes to live his dream of incorporating his love of modern interpretive dance into the home birthing process.

 

[NHPlanner]

I knew this pic would end up having my name mentioned..... :-\ ;-)

 

[JNA]

I knew this pic would end up having my name mentioned..... :-\ ;-)

At least they were thinking of you.
or was it
B-) :-\ ;-) With the least amount of thinking they mention you ;-) B-) :-\

 

[Tranplanner]

I knew this pic would end up having my name mentioned..... :-\ ;-)

It's the goatee - made me immediately think of you. :-D

 

[Budgie]

Budgie and his girlfriend of three weeks decide to have a picture taken at the Sears photo center.

 

[Planderella]

Mr. & Mrs. Boiker pose for the cover of WHO'S YO DADDY???

 

[boiker]

Mr. & Mrs. Boiker pose for the cover of WHO'S YO DADDY???

...at least they're dishing out even helpings


unknowingly to Jim, the baby has been directed to deliver a sucker punch when the signal is given.

 

[mendelman]

"Sir, if you wrap your arms around her like this, then you can get a better grip on your tub-a-lard wife".

 

[Duke Of Dystopia]

Icky, its making squish noises in there, or maybe its her lunch moving through!

 

[Howard Roark]

The Sirens of "Beerguttia" observe eunuch appreciation day

 

[Queen B]

But your mom said she wanted a picture of you and your sister like this!!!
No I don't know why.

 

[el Guapo]

The Sirens of "Beerguttia" observe eunuch appreciation day

BAMN - We have a winner!

Mine: The Berkeley Lesbian Womyn's Vegan Organic Food Coop shoots the cover photo of their next quarterly newsletter, "The Herbivore Diaries"

 

[AubieTurtle]

Believing there is no such thing as bad publicity, the small town of Doe's Ear, Wisconsin tries to create its own prison scandal with inmates of the local jail.

 

[nerudite]

I can't wait until our family sees these engagement photos!

 

[Planner Groupie]

NHPlanner and PlannerGroupie regret ever having signed up for those new-age birthing classes.

I haven't been here in months. The first time I come back and check things out, I come back to this!

Yeah I wish I looked that great pregnant!! BTW, home births do not have pain intervention. The moment I step into the hospital, I want a constant overdose of the epidural!

 

[the north omaha star]

I thought this was an audition for Woody Allen's version of "Alien".

 

[Mastiff]

Barabara Striesand hosts the new "Girls Gone Wild" video...

"Girls Gone Wild - Chubbies & Chin Hair"

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

[kid in stomach] I am so going to pull a Menendez brothers on you two when I get old enough [/kid in stomach]