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Caption Contest - 27 February 2004

el Guapo

Capitalist
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5,986
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ROSIE_ODONNELL_WEDDING.sff_NYET225_20040226181008.jpg


Remember: Work Safe and respectful...
 

michaelskis

Cyburbian
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20,987
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***** (in Rosie’s Mind) *****
“Ok, the shock factor has restarted Madonna’s career, and it is what everyone is doing… and God knows my career is nonexistent right now, so I guess I will give this a shot, and if it does not work, I will try to go back to hosting a kids talk show.”


***** (in Rosie’s Partners Mind) ******
“All the men in Hollywood have shot me done, so here I am, kissing… oh wait marring, **** what the @$#^ oh my GOD, that ROSIE… I need to stop doing all those drugs… oh well at least she is rich!”
 

Wannaplan?

Ready to Learn
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3,248
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30
Adult Film Industry Slumps - Cable News the Culprit for Copious Coverage of Lesbian Lip-Locking
 

mendelman

Unfrozen Caveman Planner
Staff member
Moderator
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60
The other Potemkin staircase scene.
 
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Dan

Dear Leader
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Mr. Rosie O'Donnell kisses her new wife, Mrs. Kelli Carpenter. The couple have registered at Grainger Industrial Supply.
 

boiker

Cyburbian
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3,887
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26
observations, more than captions.

Rosie's flowers appear to be wrapped in a grocery bag. Although that is not the case, they are gay, so it's probably pretty metro do that.

also, did they need notes? Couldn't they remember their lines?

Rosie looks disgusted to be kissing her.

Caption:
"Rosie and partner weds, no one gives a damn."
 

michaelskis

Cyburbian
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20,987
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Dan said:
Mr. Rosie O'Donnell kisses her new wife, Mrs. Kelli Carpenter. The couple have registered at Grainger Industrial Supply.


and strap.... ahhh.... I mean snap on tools
 

otterpop

Cyburbian
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6,655
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In a landmark class action suit, millions of American men sue Rosie O'Donnell for ruining their lesbian fantasies.
 

Mastiff

Gunfighter
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7,165
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30
Rosie: Oh baby, wait'll I get you home... You think these are flowers? Heh... you'll see... what I've got wrapped up in here is gonna make you one happy woman! Oh yeah, oh yeeeah...

Kelli: Uh, Rosie? This is a publicity stunt, you already paid me... and I'm holding the title to my new BMW.
 

nerudite

Cyburbian
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In Kelli's mind: "Thank you California... it's about time a community property state legalized gay marriage!"
 

Chet

Cyburbian Emeritus
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10,589
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34
Three hours later Kellie breaks a hip trying to carry her bride over the threshold.
 
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