Caption Contest 3/4/04

[Seabishop]

 

[michaelskis]

After their first night of heavy drinking at Band Camp, the freshman trumpet section realized that the idea to match for the rest of the weekend would not make them the coolest section… So they where reduced to sitting on the sidelines, watching the Drum Line do it’s thing!

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

Contestants in the new reality show "Who Wants to be a Planner" decide they are not cut out for the work and stress so they decide to protest with a sit in.

 

[Planderella]

Calvin Klein's latest advertising campaign for their new denim line - Slovenly.

 

[biscuit]

The James Madison High School MathCounts! team relaxes after a hard afternoon of competition, upbeat about their victory over Altadena High, but still slightly discouraged by the fact that they'll never be as cool as the kids in Odyssey of the Mind.

 

[boiker]

The aftermath of uncontrolled walking areas. The School district has pledged to paint a four-lane "walkway" through the grass area to prevent future "pile-ups"

 

[Mastiff]

Voiceover: Long hard day of drinking cheap high alcohol content wines and spirits? Well, don't just lay down quietly... Follow up that nasty gulp with a cool clean spash of pure spring water. It makes all the difference in the world.

Dasani... Chaser choice of "brown baggers" everywhere.

 

[Seabishop]

New Heaven's Gate recruits practice for "the metamorphasis"


Kid in the middle - "Should I be suave and say so you girls wanna get it on? or maybe I should ask who wants to be first with the Jeffster or maybe . . . to hell with it, I'm sure they'll all just be friends no matter what.

 

[otterpop]

Deanites, discouraged by their candidate's freefall, contemplate throwing their support to political spoiler Ralph Nader.

 

[nerudite]

Meatloaf day at the cafeteria claims more victims.

 

[mendelman]

Mmmmmm, this crappy grass feels good between my toes. You guys should try it!

 

[BiteMeElmo]

The "Picked Last in Gym" club decides to take up a more menacing presence, closer to the athletes. "We're hoping that if they actually see us, they may think to pick us. We're tired of being scorekeepers and ball wranglers," bemoans Geoffrey Freeman, center.

 

[Big Easy King]

The AICP exam traumatizes another group!