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Caption Contest 30-12-03

boiker

Cyburbian
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3,889
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cheap labor

...In an effort to find cheap, non union labor, Wal-mart has begun to reanimate the dead.
 

Seabishop

Cyburbian
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After failing to defeat He-Man for the last time, Skeletor moves into mom's basement, puts up some Cinderella posters, and gets a job at WalMart.
 

michaelskis

Cyburbian
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As times and the economy got bad, Skeletor (from He-man) needed a job that did not require any real work experience or knowledge.

Ahhh you beat me to it
 

el Guapo

Capitalist
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Laugh all you want, but this is exactly what the night stockers look like at your 24-hour Super Wal-Marts. That is where the skegs and overly-inked work. Go to Wally World after 1:00 am for some Nyquil one night and you'll see that Mad Cow is epidemic in males 17-32.
 

michaelskis

Cyburbian
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ZOO was proud of his fetish lifestyle. He could go out in public and be accepted for who he was. It was where he worked that he was embarrassed by.
 

Seabishop

Cyburbian
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michaelskis said:
As times and the economy got bad, Skeletor (from He-man) needed a job that did not require any real work experience or knowledge.

Ahhh you beat me to it

Then just change the name to Maria Shriver. ;)
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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After being sued by the Old Dead Workers Local 666 for discrimination, Walmart is forced to rehire all of its former old greeters who died. They later fire the old living greeters because the dead ones work cheaper.
 

Seabishop

Cyburbian
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3,838
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INS documents show the case of Zod Lopez, Mexican illegal immigrant who's face was ripped off by store management because he wanted to use the bathroom during working hours.
 

mendelman

Unfrozen Caveman Planner
Staff member
Moderator
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14,155
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58
After the Fall of Sauron and destruction of the One Ring, the remaining Ring Wraiths find new jobs.






(sorry, I have Tolkien on the brain today)
 

Rem

Cyburbian
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Skeleton, (sorry Skeletons) while working to pay for his Geography degree tuition assumes an alter ego in the hope of avoiding detection by other Cyburbanites.
 
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