Caption Contest #5

[Chet]

"Maybe I should drop the camera and pick up a hose. Maybe you should pick up a hose too... Naw, never mind."

 

[green lizard]

Example of how the developer solved his historic
preservation problem.

 

[NHPlanner]

"You said what?.....Blight it?....I could have sworn you said light it!"

 

[Wannaplan?]

"That musta been one bitchin rave!"

 

[biscuit]

"That's the last time we serve firehouse chili at one of the Chief's Yankee Candle Co. parties!"

 

[Repo Man]

"But Sir, Janet Reno said there was a cult in there and ordered us to start firing!"

 

[donk]

Boy those strippers were hot, better save some of that water for the wet t-shirt contest.

 

[michaelskis]

*Fire Fighter says, "hey guys, come here, I have to tell you this story about this one time, we where visiting my inlaws, and my father inlaw lipped off to me so I....... "

 

[Dan]

Developer: "Damn ... now I'll only be able to get a quarter mil for each loft unit."

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Firefighter: "Just what we needed ... another Great White concert ..."

(ducks and runs)

 

[nerudite]

Owner: "Please don't be non-conforming, please don't be non-conforming, please don't be non-conforming."

or alternately

"What the hell does 60% destroyed mean anyway????"

 

[Chet]

Developer: "Damn ... now I'll only be able to get a quarter mil for each loft unit."

Ironically, this was a loft conversion in progess when the workers accidentally started the blaze....

 

[Planderella]

"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!!! We don't no water let that mutha ****er burn!!"

 

[giff57]

Johnny Knoxville did what?

 

[Zoning Goddess]

"It's just practice, Smith. OK, YOU can throw the match next time."

 

[Richmond Jake]

"Hey Chief, you think this is gonna screw-up their tax-increment financing deal?"

 

[Greenescapist]

Did anyone remember a ladder?

 

[oulevin]

"The owner passes up on an exorcism, and look what happens."

"Geez. Shoulda, coulda, woulda. Hey, what's that green gunk comin' outta the windows?"

 

[Cardinal]

Mike D and his buddies prepare to light up.

 

[Mastiff]

Ohhhhhh kay. Which one of you clowns switched out my air tank with nitrous oxide?

 

[SkeLeton]

"who's got the BBQ sauce? let's get this BBQ rollin!"