Caption Contest #666

[Dan]

Enjoy, Cyburbianies. I can think of a ton of captions, but I'll let you have the fun.

Okay, I'll say one.

"In the name of the little baby Lord Christ Jesus and our venerated co-redemptrix Ann Coulter, I command you LIBERAL demons to come OUT! BE HEALED!"

 

[Chet]

"If I make this strike, we win the bowling tourney"

 

[PlannerGirl]

"Oh! PRETTY! It SHINES!!"

 

[donk]

For the cyclists

At the NA meeting George W congratulates Marco P on being drug free for a year.

 

[Seabishop]

Frustrated with Vice President Cheney's persistant health problems, President Bush unveils his new inflatable running mate for 2004.

 

[michaelskis]

Let me rub your head... I need all the luck I can in the next election.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

Wait a minure, let me just check my crystal ball before deciding on these national security issues.

 

[carlomarx]

seabishop gets my vote

 

[Repo Man]

Pres. Bush takes hits off his new bong, which is modeled after a short bald man.

 

[biscuit]

President Bush does his best to reach out by playing "pivot man" at last weeks meeting of Log Cabin Republicans.

 

[BiteMeElmo]

"Here, let me give you a hickey on your head. It would be great for my image to be seen hanging out with Gorbachev."

 

[nerudite]

Discovering that his supporter's head really was as smooth as a baby's bottom, Bush's "kiss the baby for the photographers" reflexes kick in.

 

[Zoning Goddess]

"LAAAAURAAAAA! I can't get my balloon to blow up!"

 

[SGB]

[gross]

The President drinks from the skull of the sacrificial Democrat at the Republican Leadership Conference.

[/gross]

 

[Mastiff]

Not really understanding what "Ol' Baldy" means, President Bush does his best Monica Lewinski impression...

 

[nerudite]

It appears the President's distance learning course on phrenology has finally come in handy.

 

[SkeLeton]

hmmm your eye tastes funny!