Caption Contest #8

[Wannaplan?]

 

[Chet]

"This is the worst gay pride event ever."

 

[martini]

Now just where is Jason Alexander? He's not hiding in YOUR costume!

 

[Repo Man]

"Hey baby, how'd you like to pet MY chicken?"

"I'll take those two thighs, two breasts, and a side order of cole slaw."

 

[Wannaplan?]

With her, he has to wonder...

 

[Cardinal]

"Excuse me, officer, but can you tell me where they are holding the casting calls for Showgirls 2?"

 

[Jeff]

....but the all beef hot dogs they sell at this 7-11 are just fabulous!

 

[Dan]

Plannergirl: "Oooh ... who's this KFC dude?"

 

[Jessie-J]

"Stupid tourists."

 

[SkeLeton]

What? There's still 5 more months until Thanksgiving? oh damn this is embarasing!

 

[el Guapo]

PRA Guard: "I wonder if KFC needs more torturers? I learned the craft well in the People Revoutionary Army on the mainland."

 

[biscuit]

"KFC tortures chickens! That's why I've made my costume from bald eagle feathers."

 

[Seabishop]

I don't have a caption but does anyone notice that for such a politically correct institution PETA always uses hot chicks to get people's attention?

 

[Cardinal]

I don't have a caption but does anyone notice that for such a politically correct institution PETA always uses hot chicks to get people's attention?

I wouldn't be sure that's intentional. The environmental movement seems to attract many hot women. That may be one reason men like myself become environmental advocates.

 

[Mastiff]

"Wow... I have to look at the colors in that outfit, and you have the temerity to be demonstrating against torture?"