Caption Contest...As inspired by the "Segways Being Recalled" thread

[Big Easy King]

President Bush takes a dip.


"Honey, I love you but you're such a jackass!" ;-)

 

[martini]

What kind of flowers are these anyways? I must snor...err...sniff them!

 

[SkeLeton]

Is this sh*t made in China? No wonder it breaks so easily

Laura: Oh poor Junior, you fell off, don't cry, you can go bomb another country if you like

:-D

 

[Duke Of Dystopia]

Budgie lied, He said these things worked great!

 

[DecaturHawk]

Bush reacts to being told that Howard Dean is his most likely competition.

 

[Seabishop]

Get me off this thing! You didn't tell me it doesn't run on oil!

 

[H]

George practices his dismount for the new X games event; Street Freestyle Segway.

 

[Trail Nazi]

You mean you can't peddle this thing like a bicycle?

 

[Repo Man]

"If you can't eat pretzels while sitting on a couch, what makes you think you eat them while riding a segway?"

 

[PlannerGirl]

Dubya shows the wife how his planes dived in and blew up Iraq

 

[Kathie_WE]

Get me off this thing! You didn't tell me it doesn't run on oil!

That is the best!!! Thanks for the laugh!!

CHEERS!

Kathie

 

[Planderella]

Top that fall Gerald Ford!!

 

[carlomarx]

Commander-in-Shrubbery

 

[Andy Dobson]

If you make something idiot-proof, they'll just invent a better idiot.