Caption contest for 12 Jan 2004

[SlaveToTheGrind]

I had a good talk with the aliens. We met for three hours. I am confident they have no weapons of mass destruction. Or at least that is what they tell me.

 

[Zoning Goddess]

Laura hired a clown for my birthday party and he made me this neat hat out of balloons. Now I want TWO pieces of birthday cake!

 

[SGB]

The reporter's preceding question:

"Mr. President, how many drunk and disorderly convictions did you have before you gave up alcohol?"

 

[donk]

Paper is considered a WMD and my scissors beat it hands down.

 

[BKM]

My fellow Americans. The Prophet Elijah has personally informed me that our next target should be Syria.

 

[giff57]

I can't remember how to do "The Shocker"

 

[Seabishop]

"Laura designed this combination of a halo and a cowboy hat - now I've really got the bible belt wrapped up!"

 

[GeogPlanner]

It's taken years, but I finally beat the pants off of the Bush twins in "Pretty Pretty Princess"

 

[SkeLeton]

That's the amount of money the NASA is getting to return to the moon... 2 cents!

 

[Mastiff]

"...by sticking these two fingers in the outlet, that's how!"