Caption Contest for 2/10/04

[mendelman]

 

[michaelskis]

Billy, the worlds oldest surviving crack baby gets his own day time talk show. The billy boy show will replace the Sharron Osbore show in an attempt to boost ratings.

 

[Zoning Goddess]

The Coneheads: inbreeding for way too long.

 

[The Irish One]

My life sucks, Star Trek rules.

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

What happens when you pour water on a garden knome.

 

[SkeLeton]

Darwin Award winner February 2004.
Not shown: Bathtub and radio falling into it.

 

[Gedunker]

Another reason why prophelactics come with instructions :-D

 

[Seabishop]

With Pope John Paul II falling ill, the Vatican instates Bucky McMann as the first "Very Special Pope"

After being presented this damning evidence, the KKK finally admits that they are stupid.

 

[BKM]

Scientists finally capture a real live Sasquatch.
Use of prophylactics an explanation for low population counts.

 

[Dan]

"I just installed the new 2.6 kernel! Linux rules!"

Howard Dean, seen in this 2005 photo after he eats Oklahoma, South Carolina, New Mexico, Arizona, and Missouri.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

Southern redneck (sorry rednecks for this guy lowering your status) KKK wanna be.

 

[nerudite]

One of the unfortunate submissions to Alberto V05's new photo contest entitled "Bag Your Head".

 

[el Guapo]

This picture shows Hubert Nordhus, 16 of Camden, New Jersey when his medically unique "reservoir end" has become full. The added pressure of the unusual fluid build up stresses the portions of his brain controlling his tongue and eye muscles. This medical term is known as “young, dumb, and full of…” well, you know.

 

[oulevin]

Jared with the Subway bag before his infamous one-sub-a-day diet...and all those commercials

 

[Rem]

Lachlan McPhee demonstrating that if he holds his breath and blows very hard, hair will sprout all over.

 

[Mastiff]

It becomes abundantly clear that "Flounder" never did take Dean Wormer's advice that "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life..."


http://www.geocities.com/tranzion3/animalhouse-fatdrunkstupid.wav

 

[GeogPlanner]

If one is patient enough, he can spot the mating ritual of the traileria trashikus. Watch how he inflates his cranial flap to appear larger and therby attracting a nearby female...and as he emits a scent of cooked ribs and decaying plant matter.

 

[Rochelle29407]

A Little Tongue With A Lotta Beef

:-D Naa-naa-naa-naa-naa, my Yamalke is TALLER than your-ors!