Caption contest: Friday 12 March 2004

[Dan]

Enjoy.

 

[mendelman]

A giant zoning code consultant monster destroys another helpless and hapless small community.

Workshop meetings - AAAAHHHHHHH! Run, Run!

 

[oulevin]

Live Action Peanuts

The Peanuts gang grows up in this live action reunion show...Marcie grows up to be an urban planner. She lives in Vermont with Peppermint Patty...

 

[SGB]

[nightmare role playing scenario]

Ok, now everyone on the right side of the room: you get to be be big box retail development consultants.

Everyone on the left, you get to be the Town Council of Hicksville, USA. You have no zoning or site plan review code. They are proposing a 4,000,000 square foot commercial project off a local road with no public water or sewer. And, by the way, it's located on prime agricultural soils. Your comprehensive plan was last updated in 1972.

I now call the public hearing to order!

[/nightmare role playing scenario]

 

[Dragon]

I know Planning Kung Fu

 

[el Guapo]

Planning Council Sergeant at Arms, six time Garden Vista Village Realtor of the Year and former Braniff Airlines Senior Sky-Hostesses, Tammy Vanderhoulfensen delivering the Zoning Hearing Safety Briefing: "...In case of a forced landing at sea your may use your chair cushions as flotation devices. The exits are located there and there. If a plan doesn't meet minimum setback requirements the captain, excuse me, the Chairman will come on the PA system and address those of you sitting in first class, I mean the front row. This hearing serves peanuts. Those of you with a peanut allergy might already be dead by now..."

 

[Dan]

"Wal-Mart! Ooga booga! Scared you, didn't I?"

"Please don't leave ... hey, wait ... want to hear about floor area ratios? Somebody?"

"Brigid Goldenwand, AICP and level 4 wizard, casts a +6 magic missile on the Planning Commission."

 

[Dragon]

"Brigid Goldenwand, AICP and level 4 wizard, casts a +6 magic missile on the Planning Commission."

LOL......and here I would have guessed Fireball.

 

[otterpop]

"I'm Zonna, the Planning Magician. For my first trick I will make the public process disappear. ABRACADABRA!"

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

Billy Fucceillo's sister took up a job reviewing site locations for Wal-mart.

"The environmental and traffic impacts, and economic impacts to your town will be HHHHUUUUUUUUUUU
UGGGGGGGAAAAAAA"

 

[michaelskis]

[Planning commission meeting]

“ALRIGHT now, I am the resident, what I say goes because I pay my taxes. Now… I have a sign for the Brothel / Petting Zoo business. Each letter is going to be flashing colors and about this big. Any questions?”

[/planning commission meeting]

 

[Budgie]

She needs to do a design charette on her make up, hair and outfit.

Urban Planner from DPZ on the next episode of extreme makeover - Miami.

 

[Wannaplan?]

"I've got my wife fooled! It's actually this big."

http://www.tbp.org/images/conventions/2002/Luchini.gif

 

[Rochelle29407]

Monkeying Around With Mendelman

:u: I'm 'ape' over you Mendelman, wanna 'monkey' around?

Golden Rule: Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you. Silver Rule: Do others before they do unto YOU!

Love they neighbor as they self, just don't get caught