Caption Contest - Fun with War Photos #2

[Mastiff]

Go for it... (And don't steal mine!)

 

[el Guapo]

My offerings

1. American: "...and then Commander Harm pulled off the carrier landing even though the Cuban laser had blinded him temporarily just minutes ago." Iraqi: "I love JAG - That show rocks, and the chicks are H - O - T."

2. Iraqi: "So, when I lift my arms - yeah like this - it moves up to my belly button. Try it. Just don't ask me how it works?"

3. American: "It is nothing to be ashamed of Muhammad. It happens occasionally to most men your age. Now I'm going to lift your robe. You may feel some discomfort or pressure. Did I mention that I have a new rubber glove? Just be thankfull you met an Army Reserve Proctologist out here in the middle of nowhere. What were the odds against that?"

 

[Repo Man]

"Ok, so this Jesus guy you speak of, he was nailed to the cross just like this? Your American religions are so silly!"

 

[Chet]

*singing*

"Don't Worry, Be Happy"

 

[gkmo62u]

How much do you love American's? This much!

 

[Mastiff]

No sense waiting...


Here's mine:

American: Okay, now lean back and touch the tips of your fingers to your nose. Whoa! Whoa! Don't tip over! Look Ahmed... A DWI in the U.S. is bad, but do you have any idea what happens to you here?!

 

[biscuit]

American: "...Now turn around. What did I tell you...That new robe looks just FABULOUS! You Ahmed, are one sexy arab. Yes you are!"

 

[Chet]

"Simon says 'act like an F-16' "

"Simon says 'bark like a dog' "

"act like Jesus."

"HA! I didn't say 'Simon says' "

 

[nerudite]

"No buddy... you look too stiff. When you say 'wazzup!' you have to pose like this."

 

[Mastiff]

"No buddy... you look too stiff. When you say 'wazzup!' you have to pose like this."

Beauty...

 

[Cardinal]

I have four words for you -- just four words -- don't ask, don't tell.

 

[pete-rock]

American: "C'mon, you gotta help us out here!"

Iraqi: "OK, OK! Saddam went thattaway!"

 

[Dan]

You're the one who knows where the mines are ... that's why you're in front!

 

[Chet]

"You should have seen the one that got away"

 

[Dan]

"I got a Tikrit to tell you ... get it ... Tikrit ... I so funny!"

 

[Chet]

Re: My offerings

2. Iraqi: "So, when I lift my arms - yeah like this - it moves up to my belly button. Try it. Just don't ask me how it works?"

Oh Jesus, it took me almost 7 hours to get that joke. ROTFLMAO!

 

[el Guapo]

Re: Re: My offerings

Oh Jesus, it took me almost 7 hours to get that joke. ROTFLMAO!

 

[Queen B]

Can't believe you guys missed this one...

"And you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around!"

 

[SkeLeton]

"Which way to Saddam?"

 

[Wannaplan?]

This one should be funny:

"Aren't you done frisking me yet?"

Har har!

 

[Planderella]

**Singing**

"I believe I can fly."