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Caption Contest - Fun with War Photos #2

el Guapo

Capitalist
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My offerings

1. American: "...and then Commander Harm pulled off the carrier landing even though the Cuban laser had blinded him temporarily just minutes ago." Iraqi: "I love JAG - That show rocks, and the chicks are H - O - T."

2. Iraqi: "So, when I lift my arms - yeah like this - it moves up to my belly button. Try it. Just don't ask me how it works?"

3. American: "It is nothing to be ashamed of Muhammad. It happens occasionally to most men your age. Now I'm going to lift your robe. You may feel some discomfort or pressure. Did I mention that I have a new rubber glove? Just be thankfull you met an Army Reserve Proctologist out here in the middle of nowhere. What were the odds against that?"
 

Repo Man

Cyburbian
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"Ok, so this Jesus guy you speak of, he was nailed to the cross just like this? Your American religions are so silly!"
 

Mastiff

Gunfighter
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No sense waiting...


Here's mine:

American: Okay, now lean back and touch the tips of your fingers to your nose. Whoa! Whoa! Don't tip over! Look Ahmed... A DWI in the U.S. is bad, but do you have any idea what happens to you here?!
 

biscuit

Cyburbian
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American: "...Now turn around. What did I tell you...That new robe looks just FABULOUS! You Ahmed, are one sexy arab. Yes you are!"
 

Chet

Cyburbian Emeritus
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"Simon says 'act like an F-16' "

"Simon says 'bark like a dog' "

"act like Jesus."

"HA! I didn't say 'Simon says' "
 

nerudite

Cyburbian
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"No buddy... you look too stiff. When you say 'wazzup!' you have to pose like this."
 

Dan

Dear Leader
Staff member
Moderator
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You're the one who knows where the mines are ... that's why you're in front!
 

Dan

Dear Leader
Staff member
Moderator
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"I got a Tikrit to tell you ... get it ... Tikrit ... I so funny!"
 

Chet

Cyburbian Emeritus
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Re: My offerings

El Guapo said:
2. Iraqi: "So, when I lift my arms - yeah like this - it moves up to my belly button. Try it. Just don't ask me how it works?"
Oh Jesus, it took me almost 7 hours to get that joke. ROTFLMAO!
 

Queen B

Cyburbian
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Can't believe you guys missed this one...

"And you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around!"
 
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