Caption Contest - Monica Lewinsky Special Edition

[el Guapo]

Monica Speaks:
"You know, I've heard it before but it bears repeating: We're electing a President, not a priest."

Ms Lewinsky said her life was still affected by the scandal involving her and Mr Clinton.

"It's been several years. It's been part of history. I continue to re-evaluate how it affects my life," she said.

"Some days I think I'm great and I'm doing fine ... and other days I question a lot about my life. I have gotten through so much, and I have learned so much." 8-!

Is she dating the Joker now? - eG

 

[Michele Zone]

Monica Speaks:
"You know, I've heard it before but it bears repeating: We're electing a President, not a priest."

Last time I checked, what Clinton and Monica did is pretty respectable compared to what some of our priests are getting caught doing. If it involves two consenting adults, hey, it is small potatoes and gossipy entertainment.

 

[Repo Man]

"Does anyone know if John Kerry is looking for interns?"

 

[mendelman]

My hair won't stop growing. It's taking over my head. I soon won't be able to use my mouth. Heeeeeeeeeelp!

 

[DecaturHawk]

If it involves two consenting adults, hey, it is small potatoes and gossipy entertainment.

If it involves the most powerful man in the world and an impressionistic young intern, it oughtta be called sexual harrassment (in fact it would have been, if it had been anyone else).

 

[SkeLeton]

Me with John Kerry? Never... although Cheney...

 

[Seabishop]

Like, oh my God, how does my blue dress get smaller and smaller every year??!!

Its been real easy for me to find work since the scandal broke. I've gotten offers from Donald Trump, Ken Ley, Bill Gates, Clarence Thomas and Rosie O'Donnell all wanting me to be their intern! Word of my research and filing skills must have really gotten around!

 

[Duke Of Dystopia]

Yeah, I bet I can get my lips around it and I know how to swollow now too!

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

With Clinton gone, whose going pay to have my teeth bleached

 

[Tom R]

ml

One size fits all!

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

The stories these lips could tell you...

 

[JNA]

Look I have great looking teeth and it all due to my dentist or _______.

 

[Budgie]

"Guess who gave me this pearl necklace?"

 

[nerudite]

"Guess who gave me this pearl necklace?"

LOL! Nice one!

 

[Budgie]

LOL! Nice one!

I usually SUCK at captions, but I'm on fire today. LOOK OUT !!!!!

 

[Doitnow]

These Lips Have Seen A Lot!!