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Caption contest Oct. 20

mendelman

Unfrozen Caveman Planner
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Off-screen: And the drummer collapses after taking a whiff of the bomb the lead guitarist just dropped.
 

Seabishop

Cyburbian
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Breakdancing Lead Guitarist Seeking Band
Influences include Cannibal Corpse, Richard Marx, Scott Joplin, etc.
No losers, wimps, or momma's boys.
A+ hair & willing to wear spandex for the right band.
Call Ian @ (401) 641-3895 after 5 pm
 
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Michael Bolton's tour guitarist hit his limit Saturday night at a concert in Duluth, Minn. Sources say that when Bolton hit the high note in "When A Man Loves A Woman," the guitarist freaked out and screamed, "I can't take this shit no more!!!!!! Please put me out of my misery!!!!!!!" Thousands of undersexed housewives went home unsatisfied as the concert came to a screeching halt.
 

H

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And on an unusual note, due to power outages the band’s light show was replaced by lighting the lead guitarists wind on fire. It was lucky for the band the coliseum had catered BBQ back stage! :-D
 

el Guapo

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Nigel: "It's tragic really. There was an investigation. The doctors eventually concluded...you see this is the strange part...he drowned in someone else's vomit. We never found out who's of course. They don't have that sort of medical technology yet. But they did conclude it was not his own. Quite sad actually."
 

Cardinal

Cyburbian
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...eyewitnesses reported that the guitar appeared to grab him by the neck and drag him off stage...
 

Zoning Goddess

Cyburbian
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A member of the wedding band, at first overcome by the emotion at the Wal-Mart garden center wedding, is ultimately electrocuted by an electric guitar purchased after a recent smiley-face price rollback.
 

Rumpy Tunanator

Cyburbian
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Jimmy Twist, from the band "Break You off a Piece", realized that the carrot he put in his rectum turned out to be an exotic species of Blow Fish (puffin).
 
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