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mothballsarentmarshmallows.org

Note: I made the mistake as a child. My Dad found me in the closet and freaked. The pumped my stomach. Afterwards Dad bought me a chocolate ice-cream, it ended up on his windshield on the drive home. Just felt like sharing that :)
 

Repo Man

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iamsosickofyourpettycomplaints.com

readthedamncodebeforeyousubmityourplans.com
 

moose

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What happens when she has to fill out one of those official forms where you have to write in block letters and each letter gets it's own slot? Then does she become |G|O|V|E|G|D|O|T|C|O|M| ?

I just wonder if people will take it seriously, or just laugh at the crazy girl. Gotta admit, though, she has guts that I don't have.
 

el Guapo

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FuggYouAndYourComputer.com

I cringe when someone just assumes I have nothing better to do than help them fix the computer they are too stupid to own. Yet these same ass holes never offer anything of value in return.
 

Chet

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*AHEM* Attention Puh-leeeeze

So far, I think carlosmax wins

I cant wait to see his Haikus in the second annual contest....
 

Duke Of Dystopia

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Zoning Goddess said:
Wow, one of those was scary, and one just plain icky.


A Law of Physics

Saturday, March 25,1911



One body falling alone is its own weight

times distance.

Two bodies falling alone are their own but

if they hold hands

their weight is multiplied.



Here’s a for instance:

Two girls are on a ledge.

The building is burning.

There are nets below.

The girls are young and for the purpose

of this example

thin and frightened.

It is eight stories to the ground.

The net can hold 90, 120, 150 pounds

times the distance but

holding hands

they become 11,000 pounds on impact.

The net breaks.

No one knows the price

of comfort,

how much they loved each other

and expected, by jumping,

neither to live nor die

but fly

released

from the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory.


*SPLAT* *SPLAT* (NOT QUITE SUMULTANEOUS) :)


I think she was in the WRONG physics class
 

Duke Of Dystopia

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Chet said:
Duke - I thin you just won the "Hell Haiku" contest
I wish I could claim that, but that is from one of those links Zoning Godess put up there.

unless you were talking about the SPLAT SPLAT part :)
 

donk

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thereisnotsuchthingascustomerservice-thisisthegovernment.gov
 

Dan

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I'd go for a Norwegian domain.

hell.no
 
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