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City Mottos: Make up your own.

Mastiff

Gunfighter
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John Day, OR - Just try that Portland smart growth planning sh*t out here...

Fayetteville, AR - Yeah, it's Arkansas, but we're real close to Missouri, Oklahoma, and Kansas!

Little Rock, AR - All the big city crime... with rednecks, too!

Pine Bluff, AR - There are no pines... that's the bluff.

New Orleans, LA - Say New Or LEENS one more time and we'll strangle you with those beads.

Vancouver, WA - All the cool Portland stuff without all the regulations!

Branson, MO - But if we had better transportation planning, you might miss something!

San Francisco, CA - We're like granola. We have fruits, nuts, AND flakes!
 

Richmond Jake

You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
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Sacramento CA: An hour and a half away from lots of really great places.
 

urbanyoda

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City Motto

Fayetteville N.C : " Annexation-Comming soon to a neighborhood near you (eh, we lied, its yours).

Hope Mills NC: " A great Place to live ( aka, the lesser of two evils)

Spring Lake N.C. : "Worlds largest land locked trailer park"

Charolette NC: " Comming to your state soon! ( "borders, we dont need no stinking borders" ).

Honestly, All really good places to live and full of planning challenges.
 

Cardinal

Cyburbian
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Detroit - Got a match?

New Orleans - Look up at the Mississippi River!

Milwaukee - One consecutive month without an illegal release of raw sewage

Yucca Mountain - Come glow with us
 

oulevin

Cyburbian
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Cleveland - We Rock, but not as much as Chicago or New York
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We Got LeBron, So Now We Rock...just not as much as Chicago or New York
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We Rock Because We Have World-Class Cultural Institutions...just not as much as Chicago or New York

Oklahoma City - If They Could See Me Now

Austin - A Dell, State Senator, A Communist, and A Backpacker Walk into a Blues Joint...

Memphis - The Other Atlanta

Seattle - The Thrill is Gone

Indianapolis - We Love Sports, We'll Prove It To You.

Blytheville, AR - The Most Important City Between Memphis and Cape

Little Rock - Where the Really Important Rhodes Scholars Come From

Las Vegas - Our ED Officials Do The Networks and Cable Better Than Anyone Else
 
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BKM

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Berkeley, California: OUR foreign policy positions are very important.

San Francisco, CA: Where the end of the mythical road, political correctness, high housing prices, and the poverty industry collide (and collude).

Solano County, California: Bad schools, no culture, incredible traffic jams, but plenty of 3,000 square foot stucco boxes on 5,000 square foot lots.

Highlands Ranch, Colorado: Where the worst of California tract housing design and Midwestern conservatism in design collide.

Or: We are beige. You will be assimilated.
 

tsc

Cyburbian
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Binghamton, NY..”Only 3 hours away from Places you’ld rather be”
 

Mastiff

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Starkville, MS - No, Starkville is NOT the indian name for "trailer park"...
 
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