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Ever notice that in a strip club, some songs are in heavy rotation? There seems to be about 100 standard tunes that accompany female adult entertainers while they disrobe.
I imagine most popular, or even obscure pop/rock/hip-hop songs will work pretty well for contemporary ecdysiasts. The lyrics don't have to scream "SEX!" -- all they have to do is provide a backdrop for an attractive person to do her thing.
Still, though, there are songs that I imagine would make horrible backdrops for striptease performances. Imagine going into a strip joint, and seeing Crystal swing around the pole for:
Bread - It Doesn't Matter to Me. Really, anything by Bread.
Rush - Tom Sawyer
Styx - Mister Roboto
Suzanne Vega - Luka
Blue Oyster Cult - Godzilla
Pat Benatar - Sex as a Weapon
Ted Nugent - Fred Bear
Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue. Hell, anything by Johnny Cash.
Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
John Denver - Rocky Mountain High. Unless it's a strip joint on Colorado Avenue in Glendale.
Janis Ian - Seventeen
Lita Ford - Only Women Bleed
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Black Sabbath - Iron Man
... and finally ...
Lynyrd Skynyrd - That Smell
Any other candidates?
I imagine most popular, or even obscure pop/rock/hip-hop songs will work pretty well for contemporary ecdysiasts. The lyrics don't have to scream "SEX!" -- all they have to do is provide a backdrop for an attractive person to do her thing.
Still, though, there are songs that I imagine would make horrible backdrops for striptease performances. Imagine going into a strip joint, and seeing Crystal swing around the pole for:
Bread - It Doesn't Matter to Me. Really, anything by Bread.
Rush - Tom Sawyer
Styx - Mister Roboto
Suzanne Vega - Luka
Blue Oyster Cult - Godzilla
Pat Benatar - Sex as a Weapon
Ted Nugent - Fred Bear
Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue. Hell, anything by Johnny Cash.
Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
John Denver - Rocky Mountain High. Unless it's a strip joint on Colorado Avenue in Glendale.

Janis Ian - Seventeen
Lita Ford - Only Women Bleed
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Black Sabbath - Iron Man
... and finally ...
Lynyrd Skynyrd - That Smell
Any other candidates?